Yes.
Fuck it, I like the Queen. Give the old bitch a yacht, I say. Rather that than spend the money on food for prisoners or on people to translate dole application forms into foreignese or what have you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Top financial thinking!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)

It's my specialist subject.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)

What else would you expect from Monty?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:59, Reply)

'comedy' racism and a complete lack of common sense?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:05, Reply)

+ a store card for Transformations.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Then send it into Somalian waters

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Armed with lasers and nuclear warheads.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:59, Reply)

We're actually not far off from ship based laser weapons
www.theregister.co.uk/2011/04/11/onr_mld_boat_burn/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:00, Reply)

^^ fucking cool^^

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Innit blud

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:05, Reply)

But then we'd have the cost of a ransome to pay.
Better off just shooting the whole royal family to death.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:00, Reply)

British government policy
Has always been to never negotiate with kidnappers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:01, Reply)

I'm pretty sure they'd change their tune.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:03, Reply)

They already have been quietly paying ransoms.
So have the private companies that have their staff kidnapped. It's insured.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:08, Reply)