I have some Bio Oil.
Maybe I'll put some on my legs
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:52, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Does wonders for your skin init?
I never realised how bad my skin was compared to how good it can be with a little work. Christ I'm a poof.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Nothing wrong with being metrosexaul Barry.
Just keep a little neanderthal where it counts.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Y fronts full of pubes, that's what keeps the girls interested in Barry

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I'm a gentleman in all respects when it comes to girls.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)

bo-ring!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)

It probably does hinder me.
I am very, very nice. I mean I'm a cunt in all other circumstances but I tell girls I enjoy spending time with them and the like. I ain't changing though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Me and you both Barry.
It's always nice to have people make the effort to let you know they like spending time with you regardless of the relationship.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

My mate originally gave it to me for a scar on my leg where I had to have a mole removed.
But I stopped using it because I don't want the scar to fade. It looks like a little woodlouse.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)

*pats Roota on the head*

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:08, Reply)