This is still one of my favourite memories
www.b3ta.com/questions/chattingup/post588333
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Did you smash it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Nope, sadly
She was the first person in my year to get married though, she's now pregnant with his kid, it's a bit cute/sickening, really.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

She'll turn fat and be out on her ear before the kid is 3.
What is she, 23?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Yep, 23
And nope, she's not a council house scum girl
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

She will be. Soon enough.
And that's when you make your MOVE. To pay her back for being such a stuck up bitch at school.

She was TEASING you!!!! Flaunting it in your FACE!

You've got to TEACH her a lesson.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Well, she lives in Romania now, so I won't be seeing her anytime soon...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)

ROMANIA??!!!
I call bullshit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)

From her Facebook - "Lives in Baia Mare, Maramures, Romania"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

How do I know. You could have made that up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Well, I didn't.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

She's dumping her kid at one of those Blue Peter orphanages

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)

it's got no arms and a cleft palate

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:43, Reply)

very trendy amongst the Belgravia adopters this season

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:44, Reply)