Let's be honest blousie, you'll take anything right now.
Even if he was a half incher.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The only reason I'm single right now is because I'm fussy.
I'm trying not to be. I even clicked on a chappie on a dating website that didn't like reading.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:14, Reply)

See now this is the problem. You're looking for love.
In my experience love finds you, smashes you over the head, drags you off kicking and screaming then locks you away from the world effectively ruining your life.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)

if only it would
*sigh*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)

You've been married.
Are you saying you weren't in love?
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:19, Reply)

wish i wasn't

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Don't pine over me Captain
You'll get over this infatuation, same as Blousie, b3th, Berk and Bella did. My indefinable charm has simply moved onto the C's.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)

oh, but how can I?
you are so brutal with all our hearts gussetts.

wish i hadn't thought of that now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Darth Foxtrot THE CUNT DESTROYER.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:26, Reply)

Cavey, Comrad Quixote and .............

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I would say Clendrix but I'm too scared
M should be good. Looking forward to M.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:26, Reply)

Clendrix is loved up already.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)

Yeah
The availability of the woman is what's flawed about this idea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)

I DONES A LOVE FOR YOU DARF!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)

Don't try to queuejump sweetheart
You'll get your turn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)

DON'T MESS WIF MY HARTZ!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:31, Reply)

Feel free to skip J

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Oh God, skip K too.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)

No can do
Kristine's really been looking forward to it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:31, Reply)

Trust you to find the positive there cavy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Well it's not found me in thirty years so I might as well give up then?

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:19, Reply)

You're only 30?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:20, Reply)

46 but I wasn't really interested till I hit 16.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)

shit, game over man GAME OVER.
See, what you should do is settle. Unless you like being on your own.
OR, just pay for sex and think FUCK YOU ALL YOU CUNTS.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

I think I'll stay on my own then : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Aww, it's never too late blousie.
Thing about that one person for everyone gig is, how do you know the one for you isn't a 78 year old shit farmer from rural china?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)

As long as likes reading and tattoos then I'm fine.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)

mr chang HORNY!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)

Me so horny. Me love you long time.
Fucky fucky!
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)

I think mr chang would be happy with that.
Quick blousie, book that ticket to china now!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:37, Reply)

Actually, I might be going that way next year to visit friends.
Truefact!
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)

OMG IT'S FATE!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:51, Reply)

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( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:57, Reply)