Bitches. In no particular order:
Harriet Harman.
Freefair's mother (for giving birth to the twat).
My sister.
The mentalist in my local who keeps trying to talk to me when I am enjoying a quiet pint and reading my kindle.
The midwife who gave my wife bad advice.
My next door neighbour for pissing in street.
My mother.
Sandi Toqsviq.
Margaret Thatcher.
Quentin's mother (for giving birth to the twat).
The CEO of Crisis (doesn't know how to run a charity properly).
My mate's girlfriend (for being a gold digger).
The arsehole from St Jame's Place who keeps calling to sell me financial products I don't want or need.
The headhunter I spoke to yesterday who said I was "too senior" for a job I liked the look of.
The woman in my local petrol station who when I go to buy cigarettes asks me if I have petrol to pay for, despite her seeing me walk on to the forecourt, not drive.
Roger the starfish (or whatever it's called this week).
My dentist.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:10, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You take the internet far too seriously, it's a bit sad.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

He doesn't wear sandals, though. Or teach CDT.
So he's beating you on two counts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Nor do I have a C5. I had a go on one once though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

It would be sad if I was being serious.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

But you do take Quentin very seriously.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)

He actually made me laugh yesterday. Only once though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:18, Reply)

He took me very seriously last week.
He made me clarify, and when I came to clarify I found he was dead wrong on the internet. He demanded I edit my post, but if I had done so I'd have been lying.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:30, Reply)

I did indeed. Pomposity went in to overdrive.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:31, Reply)

It wan't the pomposity that was funny.
Whatever it was it was fucking brilliant.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I'm sensing some animosity in this post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I am carrying too much anger. A wank in the shower in about half an hour should fix this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

shower frozen aisle of Morrison's
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Morrison's Fortnum and Mason's.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:18, Reply)