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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is not an acceptable non alcoholic drink. If you are in a pub and a non drinker then fuck off, if you are a reformed alchoholic you may have a mixer such as tonic water. If you are the designated driver then you are a pussy and should have told your friends to fuck off and get a cab.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Fuck them squashy pedestrians they wont damage the paintwork.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Sit in the house and have a cup of tea you nuisance!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)
You can just call them 20 minutes before you are ready for the lift,
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)
so her xmas party was shit, everyone has to behave because she's the one who'll remember everything the next day
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Pure slyness and "I'M BETTER THAN YOU!"
Worst was my mum's mate husband who used to pretend to drink but it was lemonade. That's pure sly.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)
then you might see them when nipping out for a smoke
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)
yeah tell them to sit in the house drining their fucking tea and watching Family Fortunes while being better than you
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)
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