I was crap at drawing and painting at school.
So I buy real pictures by other people who can.

I have no other talent, although I am quite good at upsetting authority figures.

ALT: If I could get away without paying tax, I would. Just how do you avoid paying VAT though?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

make all purchses through a company and claim it back?
be a non domicile maybe?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

I don't have a company anymore, but this is what I used to do.
I'd never Non Dom, I'm not that much of a cunt.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)

I would in a fucking heart beat if I was earning that much, summers in the South of France, winters in the Alps
home for some pubs and London time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I could never do that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Me neither.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)

No, buts that because the governemnt took your passport away

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Actually I need to renew mine before I got to Iceland.
I cannot afford the £77 right now. Bit of a problem.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Just update it in Biro, it should be fine.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Or keep your thumb over the date when you show it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Purely from the point of view that it'd be nice to move about a bit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)