So why the decision to look like an utter twat then Baz?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

For a laugh/I fancy a change/I'm feeling pretty despondent.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Good luck with that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Those are generally my reasons for dying my hair
Including last night
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I'm trying to work out what shade of blonde to go for, I was thinking platinum.
It's well risky mind, being bit part Spanish I have ridiculously thick, black eyebrows and my hair is very dark brown. It's going to end in tears.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

I may actually be of use to you for once here
Questions; are you doing it yourself or going to a professional? If you're doing it at home, do you have a decent quality bleach and plenty of toner? Most importantly, are you prepared for people to make staggeringly thick observations about your eyebrows not matching your hair colour?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:56, Reply)

100% going to get it done by a professional.
As long as it isn't ridiculously expensive, no more than 40 or so quid. People will not so much laugh at my eyebrows as they will piss themselves laughing at the contrast between them and my hair.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:01, Reply)

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( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

You'll be alright then
In fact, if you have naturally olive skin due to your Spanish heritage, it might look quite hot. Or spectacularly bent. Actually bent is a given, but hot and bent is definitely on the cards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Straightest subthread ever

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:08, Reply)

OH DARTH, lord of the dance, queen of the sequin, overlord of orange fake tan, help me in my hour of need.
It's my hair. I'm growing it, it's very thick and quite wavy and in that nasty stage between the old short style and being long enough to cut into a new one, and it won't do fucking anything that even remotely resembles what I'd like it to. What should I do to save my blushes?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)

There is an answer but you're not going to like it
Hair straighteners
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I don't mind that, I'll borrow the kid's.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)

They're a fucking godsend once your hair gets over a certain length

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

get a room

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Get a life

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:30, Reply)

get a manhood

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)

It will look amazing or ridiculous, there'll be no middle ground.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)