The captain is a pussy
The coastguard phone call taking the piss out of him is excellent!

Silly Answer:
In a fucking freezing cold river in Wales. Not recommended

Food Answer:
I need to go and get some food. What though?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:23, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

IN a freezing cold river?
How on earth did you keep your end up?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:35, Reply)

You can get these cockwarmers now
Some of them can cook but they invariably answer back
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:42, Reply)

LIke Darth says
Someone kept it warm for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I like to call them "sperm dumpsters"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Fill this up for me...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:49, Reply)

i like how your all trying to assert your masculinity to hide your bum tendencies

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Witchcraft I tells ya!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Eat have Chicken Laksa soup today.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:37, Reply)