You know how at the moment
Mrs Foxtrot makes you basically do what she says and in return she occasionally lets you have sex with her?
Well it's a bit like that, only without the sex.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:47, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

truthlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)

*makes joke about wife dying and washing up piling up*
But the sex is the same.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Good job she's not fussed about marriage then
You forget that her main purpose is to make me look straight. Well, straighter.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Than what?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

8

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Ambitious

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)

*Nods in agreement*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:06, Reply)