Because I was big and quiet everyone thought I was well ard.
When eventually I got picked on it was by three or four girls who attacked me.

I ran away.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:52, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I ended up with 8 stitches around my eye and my contact lens stuck in there for two days
before the swelling subsided enough for them to tell me I wasn't blind in one eye after all

EDIT:
And a fractured cheekbone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I am genuinely shuddering at this idea

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

It wasn't particularly pleasant
The main protagonist and I had a meeting in a night club years later and he apologised profusely for it and from then on always bought me a pint every time he saw me. We are now quite friendly

/hippy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)