Bullying
It seems the internet is rife with bullying these days.
Have you ever been a bully? Did it make you feel like a big man?
Aged about 11 I, along with the rest of my class, mercilessly bullied one kid in the class. To this day I'm not sure why.

Alt: Perhaps you were the victim rather than the perpetrator. Relive the horrors of your schooldays with us and we can all have a good laugh at you.

Altalt: Bully another member of /offtopic
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:56, 231 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's lucky you didn't kill him
or you could all have been sent down for murder.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Every day I thank Jesus that that never happened, Al.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)

i think he's admitting to bullying this kid into raping his underage sister
this sick filth needs banning
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I can't believe he made a child rape his sister.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)

He knew what would happen if he didn't hand over his lunch money.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)

i'm surprised he hasn't used his bullying powers to force us all into bed with our siblings

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)

I for one used to go from school each day and thank the lord that none of the bigger boys
hadn't forced me to put my penis inside my sister.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Im imagining him now pushing your hips into her while saying
Why you fucking her? Why you fucking her? etc
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Fucking brilliant.
"Nah Daz, it's not gay coz u is makin him fuk a bird when ur tutching his ass."
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

This is going against quentins STRICT instructions

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)

1. NO BULLYING
2. ....
3. OK, BULLYING
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)

We don't talk about Bullying.
We just get on with Bullying.

Shall I post that photo of Darth again?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Bully

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)

yeah he's got loads in his profile, i think that means he's ok with his picture being all over the internet
post it on 4chan too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)

And his number

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)

i thought they stopped numbering homosexuals after the holocaust?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Darth was always No.1

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

i don't understand why

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Neither do I, to be honest

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

i don't understand why your number one is a song
i was making a reference to a song, you know, like the cool kids here do
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I'm still reeling from the fallout of 'picturegate'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)

It's some fucking crazy shit and no mistake.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

I must have missed this
What happened?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

So I posted Darths picture on the board, with his face obscured, so people could see his new haircut
and I get this gaz from him and it's all like:
"YOU FUCKING FUCK! HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU FUCKING POST MY FUCKING PICTURE ON THE FUCKING BOARD! I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR SHIT UP SO BADLY YOU'LL WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN!"

And I was all like "Shit man, I'm so sorry, I had no idea"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Its like the gay Sopranos on here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

He just wants his privacy back man
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=81069
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Well I think next week's image challenge should be Shop Darth

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:17, Reply)

\o/
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:20, Reply)

*joins in*
He once stole some make-up from Boots
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:20, Reply)

I heard he posted pics of himself on his profile then objected if anyone else showed pictures of him.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

i heard he won the weakest link and then used the money to die his hair different colours like some sort of prick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

he also got some flesh tunnels for his ears
some of my favourite postings they were. He couldn't decide on 6mm or 8mm ones.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Have you got any pictures of those?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Nerp :( I don't really get all this alternative shit of multiple stuff hanging off peoples ears. I must be a total square.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

flesh tunnels?
he steal vaginas from dead protestitutes and wears them as jewellery? this guy is sick

i'm leaving this forum, its gone too far
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

I heard that too
Just now, from Roota
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

She knows y'know

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

WICCA KNOWS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)

fucks sake I go to a meeting One fucking day
And I miss a -gate. fml
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

OMG
MEETINGGATE!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I was bullied aged around 12-13 by some fucking shithead in my class
until he tried to drown me during a swimming lesson and I smacked him as hard as I could in the face. It stopped after that, the fucking pussy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Hang on Sportscow, you are verging into dangerous car based territory here.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

No Hondas were used during this fightback
I just finally did the "stand up to them" routine as I was genuinely afraid I would die
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I once punched a kid in the changing rooms for taking the piss too much.
That was one of now four occasions when I have intentionally struck another person with the aim of actually hurting them (obviously I've given people dead legs and kidney punches for shits and giggles before).
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:11, Reply)

*counts*
Post school fights/scuffles, twice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I've had my head kicked in a few times since I left school.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Once for me
That was one of the two times, the other was an attempted one which backfired on the lad.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:27, Reply)

It shakes you up for a few days.
It's a real confidence taker.

Especially for a cocky bastard like me. Still, if you can't do the time, keep your big gob shut.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I got the shit kicked out of me aged 19
That was not pleasant. Wasn't caused by me being a gobby shite, just fucking lunatics. The 2nd one was a lad being a gobby shite in front of a load of his "biatches" and swinging for me as I walked past him. Trouble was I moved out of the way and smacked him first and down he went in front of them all.

That felt good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Nice.
Truly CITF.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

His "girls" were all laughing at him as he picked himself up
I lolled heartily
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I had some turd try and glass me in a pub in Camberwell
because I wouldn't give him a cigarette. He feebly pushed a pint glass toward my face but an eagle eyed bouncer had been watching him for a while. He took the glass out of his hand and dropped him on the spot.

He was out for about 20 seconds before they could throw him out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

*rounds of applauses*
I fucking love this!

Just remembered two cunts getting their arses whipped in a taxi queue one night. Walked right to the front, swearing and being aggressive to the girls waiting in front of me, telling them to fuck off and such like. Bloke walks up from the back of the queue, decks both of them, then calmly walks back to his place again to a round of applause from the rest of the queue
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Hahahaha. Good lad.
There is ALWAYS someone harder than you in your immediate vicinity.

I avoid taxi queues and kebab shops at closing time because of shit like this.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

The guy was offered 1st place in the queue by everyone but turned it down too
A gentleman thug for sure
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Bit like that Scottish fella on the train.
I had no problem with that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

He was fucking great
More people like this please!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

It really does.
I had my only adult "ruck" last year. Not proud of myself (it scared the hell out of my wife who witnessed it) but it shook me up.

Not something I intend to repeat.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Absolutely.
After a proper confrontation I find I am shaking like a shitting dog.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

How many do you have like?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I commute in London, so maybe twice a year.
And wankers pushing in pub queues, I really hate that. It says my time is more important than yours so fuck off.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I've had two.
One wasn't even a ruck, a bloke took a swing at my dad and I punched him and he apologised and we all walked away.

The other was the man wee-ing on my shoe last year at Sonisphere.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Pissing on your shoe? For a laugh?
Dirty motherfucker.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

It amazes me what some people think they can get away with.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Is your name actually Noel
and did the man in question resemble a stoned Viking in a Hawkwind T-shirt?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I bullied one kid at school
I think it was more to demonstrate that I wasn't quite at the bottom of the pecking order (although near as damnit), and also she was really, really fucking irritating.
(berk, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Then you are no better than the rest of them, Berko.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

What did you do to them?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Took the piss a bit
never anything physical. I didn't go to that kind of school.
(berk, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:43, Reply)

nice remorse there.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Next time she moans about getting bullied I'm going to flush her head down the bog

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:18, Reply)

The first rule of bully club is we don't talk about bully club.
I was bullied once, which considering I was about a foot taller than most kids was surprising.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I'm imagining you as the simple 'lurch' character of the year now

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

You wouldn't be far wrong.

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

sexy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)

it was 'cause you are soft as shite, innit?
You should totally hunt them all down now and hurt them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I should show them how successful and popular I am now.
That would really piss on their chips.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:18, Reply)

That it would.
Or you could just, y'know, actually piss on their chips.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:28, Reply)

You'd love that wouldn't you?

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)

AS long as it's not my chips, it would be funny.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I wouldn't piss on your chips.
I wouldn't be able to pinch one.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Never been a bully, never been bullied.
So I feel perfectly entitled to say "you've got to fight your own battles, kid, stand up to them. punch them on the nose, they'll soon back down".

I am eating some Jakemans honey and menthol sweets because I'm at home being all poorly and that. They're great, it's like eating lovely, lovely Strepsils only there's not even a tiny risk of damaging my liveror kidneys or whatever the HSE use as an excuse to tell me not to eat Strepsils by the fist load.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I like the black ones.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)

I shall try those tomorrow.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Oddly enough neither really.
I'm quite pleased with this state of things, even if it makes for a dull answer
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Give us your dinner money

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)

You're going to have to try harder than that.

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Fuck off Hippy.
/ac
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Well, I once appeared on a popular darts-based gameshow hosted by Jim Bowen,
and given how poorly I performed, the only prize I received was one of the rubber toys of the show's mascot...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Hello.
How are you? Have you finished your PhD yet?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Hello.
I'm ok, thanks. And yes, more or less. I've just to correct about half of it now.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Still, how's your good self?
Dare I ask how the training's going?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Pretty good so far.
I have to run 4 miles this evening and 3 tomorrow.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:35, Reply)

That sounds pretty impressive to me
Though I must admit I was never any good at running myself.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

It's those floppy wrists of yours
they are very unaerodynamic.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)

I do find it quite difficult to teapot effectively at anything above a trot

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:44, Reply)

It becomes difficult to handle the spout

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

You keep your hands off my spout!

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Can I not tip you up and pour you out?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

"Tip me up?"
"Pour me out?"
You fucking pervert.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

You know me so well

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I bet you only got BFH.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:27, Reply)

They had to stop doing that
Apparently it "broke up the flow of the program" when Jim had to walk you down to the tube station to put £1.35 on your Oyster card.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)

I guess this counts as bullying
There was a kid at school we all used to take the piss out of. His dad had died in a car accident. Apparently he choked on a bar of chocolate and lost control of the car (A Vauxhall Viva).

So the kid was known as "ChockyViva".

First time I have thought about this for 20+ years and I am now feeling guilty about it. I was a horrible child.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:20, Reply)

There was a girl called Marilyn who had no mummy and was mercilly bullied at junior school.
She used to wet herself in class and swear at the teachers. I was her only fwend.

She committed suicide shortly after leaving junior school.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)

hahahahahahaahahahaha!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Great story.
Got anymore like that?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)

I could write a book stunned.

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:27, Reply)

It wouldn't be a very jolly book!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Dignitas could advertise in it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I bullied the bullies. Shitters.
And I used to get some stick off some of the kids a year above me but only because I was having sex with their girlfriends and Mums.

Circle of life, innit? Character building.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Doubt I can top the last day of term story from the other day
I put it to you, Mr Upinblue, that at the age if 11 you were a cunt.

I fucking hate bullies. They rank somewhere between McKeith and the Australian cricket team of the late 90s/early 00s on my detestation scale.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Everyone else did it as well.
So it's OK.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:43, Reply)

And berk only did it to feel slightly less bullied than someone so that's ok too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Yeah.
The kid she bullied went and bullied a cat. The afflicted always kick down.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Nobody remembers the poor mouse...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

And the spider....and the fly
I'm sure she's dead now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Even though I was almost at the bottom of the pile as far as awkward unpopular kids go
I always made a point of not picking on the really nerdy awkward kids.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I was the really nerdy awkward kid you were never mean to
My people are grateful for your kindness.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

This thread is becoming very cathartic
LET IT ALL OUT GUYS!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Because I was big and quiet everyone thought I was well ard.
When eventually I got picked on it was by three or four girls who attacked me.

I ran away.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I ended up with 8 stitches around my eye and my contact lens stuck in there for two days
before the swelling subsided enough for them to tell me I wasn't blind in one eye after all

EDIT:
And a fractured cheekbone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I am genuinely shuddering at this idea

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

It wasn't particularly pleasant
The main protagonist and I had a meeting in a night club years later and he apologised profusely for it and from then on always bought me a pint every time he saw me. We are now quite friendly

/hippy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

*Unbuckles belt*
That does feel better

*reaches for flies*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

This wasn't QUITE what I meant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Amazing how many people say that in this situation

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

I think someone at my school actually tried to convince me that this was a viable reason for bullying me
If he didn't, the rest of the cool kids wouldn't accept him. So it was most unreasonable of me to ask him to stop.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Down with bullies !

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

HEY! I'M NOT 'DOWN' WITH BULLIES!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Downs with bullies !

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Bullies with Downs!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Hahahaha!
What a mental image that brings up.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Window kickers?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

POTD

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Quite possibly
I'm not boasting or proud of it. Merely relating my experience.
As I said, I don't know why we all bullied this kid.
Without trying to justify or excuse it, children do occasionally work on a pack mentality. And, as someone up there said, some kids do tend for whatever reason to attract bullies - a girl I knew moved to several schools and repeatedly got bullied at each one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Meh, some kids get bullied, some don't.
It'll always happen. Don't try and work out why you got bullied, because you know full well. Don't try and justify why you bullied someone, you knob.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)

i think pretty much everyone bullies and is bullied at some point

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

You only say that because you're a bully.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

STOP BULLYING HIM!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

STOP BULLYING HIM BULLYING ME

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

*thinks*
Does this mean you are your own bully now?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

NO BULLYING

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:56, Reply)

genuine lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:56, Reply)

For once I find myself in agreement with you Roots.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Fuck off, you smell of paté

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Never eaten pate in my life
Nice try scouse.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

She was just saying you smell like liver and onions
that IS pate to a Scouser *bullies*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Not eated liver that I can remember either.
Onions, on the other hand and lovely and small fantastic when fried.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

or made into toffee onions, NOM NOM

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

?
Like toffee apples?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Hello you
I think all kids are bullies at heart, or have the potential to be. They'll just see what your absolute worst self-doubt is, and use that against you.
As has been said before, it's usually just to stop themfrom being at the bottom of the pile. I was bullied a lot as a kid, but because it was more 'mental/emotional torment' rather than physical battering, I imagine those kids wouldn't describe themselves as bullies.
And even the popular kids have their own problems. No-one's teenage years are easy, or entirely good. We just have to man up and get over it, or we'll always be that 13 year old kid crying in the toilets at the school disco because Sam Metcalf said she was fat.
Apologies to chompy if I'm beakering again...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

mine was great i've always been popular

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Bollocks
the popular kids did not have problems, they were just pathetic emo cunts trying to get themselves more attention.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

7) Turkey

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Hahahhaa

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

I dont get this one
*sads*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I do
Actually Jeff's mean bullying was partly my inspiration for this thread.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I was bullied for a bit
and though I wouldn't say I deserved it in the least, I can see why they probably did it.

Altalt: sportscow smells of wee
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Because you took away their milk?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)

nah thatcher isn't dead

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)

By putting her bra back on?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

This feels like an appropriate time and place to say
"I like breasts."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

It's funny you should say that
because I too am rather a fan of breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Now that is just disgusting

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Haha this would've been perfect
Nah the more they bullied, the more I thought they were shit and let them know exactly what I thought of them. Funny how that doesn't make you popular. I've never really had a sense of self-preservation.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I'd sort of guessed this,
from the fact that you don't like to spend your time residing in a large jar of vinegar.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Odd that I know
me and pectin just don't gel
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

very good or lti
your choice
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)

It's true!
*sobs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

It's ok, we all know the smell will pass when your back is better and you can wipe your vagina clean again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)

*wipes Apey*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

euuuwwwwww, cow fanny batter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

No, I was calling you a cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

oh...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)

A dirty one at that
Just trying out some bullying
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Monty bullies me everyday somthing rotton : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)

you taking the piss?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

you bullying me?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

YES/NO BULLYING

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

dog eat dog, innit
and respek
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Posts like this might explain the problem you mention in your previous one.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

nah, he's just a crusty old cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

oh right i just thought you were doing an impression of me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I cannae type either qints, it's ok
i won#'t bully you about it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

thanks goodness, it isn't allowed

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

children, they don't know any better innit
it's as an adult where it gets ridic and pathetic

What I'm saying is that Al smells like poo.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Like perv boss?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

are you calling me the bully or him?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

him clearly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

et tu Kristine?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Oh, hey Al.
*clears throat*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)

NO BULLYING PLZ
KEEP IT CLEAN ALRIGHT?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

fucks sake i'm always leaving capslock on without even realising

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Are you blind then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

no i just don't watch the screen when i type :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

so you're an idiot

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

waht did i just say up there kristine?
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)

i look at my fingers when I type

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

and type with just your index fingers

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:28, Reply)

i'm looking at you very sternly and hovering over my direct link to robs inbox here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)

does the mouse ever slide out from under your dobber?
that must be annoying
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)

use my penis and a track pad
it works ok, but I have to maintain a constant state of arousal which can be a bit tiring
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)

aren't you that bird what got upset about people saying god wasn't real?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)

no
people have the right to their own beliefs
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)

yeah but you were though, you got annoyed and left because everyone was saying that your god doesn't exist

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)

hahaha no

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)

yes you were
you started that thread about it and everyone was like 'no' and you left in a huff
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)

hardly, sweet cheeks
if there's anything I know, it's not to leave here in a huff
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

but you did tho
i'm gonna find the thread now wait a sec
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:54, Reply)

here we are, it was a christmas one and you got upset cos jesus isn't even real
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1481016?highlight=answers-post-1481017
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)

They probably shouldn't though, it'd be for the best

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Elbows, more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)

NO!


maybe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

i look at the keys, i know where they all are, its just a comfort thing really

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I'm going for an MRI tonight to check to see if I have a head wrong
apparentlly it's loud and takes an hour, do you think I can play angry birds while they do it?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)

no the M stands for magnetic
it would ruin your electrical gubbins
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Connect 4 it is, wanna play?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Best thing you can do is put a couple of steel staples under your tongue
it helps dilute the magnetic fields and stops it hurting your mouth.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Thanks Al, i knew you were a good friend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)

In fact, if you can, try swallowing a couple of pennies.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I'll show the doctors that trick where I fit £2.37 in change under my foreskin
RIP AA's foreskin always in our heartz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I wonder if they'll let him keep it, in a jar like.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)

he'll probaly glue it to a comedy t-shirt saying
"I'm not a complete prick!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:49, Reply)

*click*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)

That would be great for parties.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Was bullied when I was 9. Most of it was mid-level violence and intimidation.
The sole perpetrator subsequently became a good friend, however we went separate ways 2 years ago when he left my school. I have recently found out that he is a male model, a body builder, and (only today I discovered this) a drug dealer whose line includes cocaine. He gets his mate to BB Broadcast that he "sells good charlie"
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

number please

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)