Momentary cricket-based interruption
What the FUCK Bell you useless twatter!!!

As you were
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:49, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It's a fucking mess
As a precaution I've dug my kit bag out of the loft, and dusted off my passport.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Fuck it, I couldn't do a worse job than they are at the minute
Haven't checked live text in five minutes, I assume Morgan's holed out trying to smash it into the sea by now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I love it when you all get angry about sport and talk like you know what you're on about.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I actually do know with cricket
If I try to get smartarsey about tennis you can call bullshit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)

I daren't look, to be honest. A fooking embarrassment.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I'm sure we're meant to be good at this particular sport
Giving them a few wickets' head start is very sporting an' that but I was quite enjoying all the winning last year
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I think the boys fancied an extra couple of days enjoying Dubai

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

As far as I can make out
Trott is standing perfectly still with his bat held in front of his legs.
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Don't knock it, it's the only thing that seems to be working at the moment

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Patient batsmanship definitely required.
Trott is the perfect man to have in the middle. Morgan, less so.

*checks rest of batting order*

Oh fuck.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Never mind a cure for cancer, we should concentrate all our scientific resources into cloning Trott

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

And developing a cricketer's brain for KP

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Some things are beyond the reach of science

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

The only cricket-y thing I'm interested in at the moment
Is when Tendulkar will finally get his 100th century.
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)

If he was English it'd never happen
The press would start banging on about whether he's useful enough to the team to justify selection as soon as he got less than 50. Being Sachin Tendulkar in India effectively means he'll play until he dies, though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)