Alt: Anything more than a handful is a sprained thumb.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:30, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I think you have boobs and fisting mixed up.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:31, Reply)

I worry that these 2 things could ever be mistaken for each other.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)

my old boss used to say more than a mouthful is just a waste

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:33, Reply)

He was talking about semen though.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)

my boss was a small breasted female

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Clearly a lesbian.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Or a man.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Or both.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)

So he liked to pop a whole boob in his mouth like teabagging?

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I can't 100% guarantee that this is true
but it's what I heard from a pretty reliable source. Apparently (apparently) people who prefer "less than a handful" are doomed to die alone and be eaten by their cats.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I'd heard that too.
I'd also heard they prefer men.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)

These are the kind of sick fucks that like women with shaved pubes.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Lovely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)