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Absolutely not
Although she now has the opportunity to do so, if you want her number. We've just started on her ex's expensive wine collection :-)
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:21,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Alright Darth?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:22,
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Evening babe
How's the closet?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:50,
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Spacious.
Plenty of room for two.
*winks*
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:55,
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Does she have a thing for disappointingly average-looking men
with narrow backs and no facial hair to speak of? If so, definitely!
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Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:28,
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I think Monty has a girlfriend
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:51,
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Isn't your best friend a big fat lezzer?
But, the more important question is, did you manage to finish your poo?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:36,
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Yes I did. Thank you for asking.
Am having a wee now, hence the reply; a brief respite from discussing why men are bastards, and justifying drinking their expensive wine.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:52,
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Make sure you shake it properly.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:56,
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As vigorously as possible.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:57,
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All over her FACE!
remember, she's vulnerable, so she should be easy to take advantage of.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:58,
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Been there, done that, been refused permission to print details thereof on a T-Shirt
I like your thinking though
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 23:10,
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It's *sexeh* thinking!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 23:16,
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That's no way to talk about Bella.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:53,
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Never actually met the girl
Ooh there's a cat on me!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 23:12,
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