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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Third day off work
I am getting really fucking bored. Downside to being single, nobody to mop my fevered brow and tell me that I'm a brave soldier. Upside to being single, women never tell you about how you're a brave soldier, they call it "manflu" regardless of whether it's a cold or cancer and sigh and tut when you ring that little bell you thoughtfully bought to save having to yell at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:40, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
*there there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:44, Reply)
PLUS
PD thinks I'm an uggo, Jeff. Where did it all go so wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Somewhere around your face?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)
Damn you, genetics!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:56, Reply)
It's not your fault
Your parents were probably ugly too.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:57, Reply)

genetics every branch on the ugly tree, fire and the shovel it was put out with
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:57, Reply)
The only opinion
You need to worry about is that of Little Miss Blousie.

Regards,

No George Clooney.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)
That is very true
Regards,

Narrow Back, No Facial Hair
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:57, Reply)
*mops brow*
Who's a brave soldier?

(I realise it may not have the same effect coming from a stunted bell-end like me, but it's the best I can do...)
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Gay

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)
I see far more women taking far more time off than men in the office
so I can only conclude that they are the hypochodriacs not men, well that or the twat bleeding
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)
The only twat bleeding will be you when I cut you up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)

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