I have been reducing my portion sizes, as I realised I can eat a shit load, but probably don't need to
Good news, I have shit loads of holiday to take before the end of march, around 12 days i think
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Portion size is my downfall.
I had a veritable volcano of chips and prawn curry on my plate last night.
( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I find food looks smaller when you are dishing up and looking down on it
I therefore conclude that one should only serve food sitting down.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Portion sizes - don't get me started...

Only this week I was feeling somewhat peckish in my local, but instead of opting for the standard salad, I decided instead to take them up on their eating challenge.

You win a prize if you can manage it in under 15 minutes...I first realised I might be a bit of a fat fuck when I was three-quarters of the way through after 4 and a half minutes...

*shames*

*feels peckish again*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

PF I truely do try and avoid getting you started don't you worry ; )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:56, Reply)

^ Poofy's biggest fan ^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:57, Reply)

...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Anyway, you leave my fellow city man alone, Nakers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I thought i was being nice
well, nicer than usual
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)

In the same way that Monty is nice to you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Monty effectively pulls my metaphorical pigtails and pushes me over in the playground

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Yeah...well.....erm....

*sobs uncontrollably*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Quick have a comedy wanking disaster to cheer yourself up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

You must be mistaking me...

for somebody else...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Now comedy shitting disasters on the other hand...

( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:06, Reply)

We've all had one of those

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Poof on the other hand has had around 20

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Is it poo-flake
or poof-lake
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)

*evil laugh*
That one is for you Kaol!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I miss Kaol...

His guest appearance at that gig we did with Captain Placid was quality.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Did you hear he managed to escape from Wales?
That was a good cider fuelled evening. Well for you, I was driving so no cider for me :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

It's gay pond I'll have you know...

Or my personal favourite...'Landlocked body of water that chooses an alternative lifestyle'.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I have always pronounced it Poo-flake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Well...

We all get something right eventually

:)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)