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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My mate's girlfriend left him this morning.
Apparently it was because he kept getting erections in innapropriate places.
Like her twin sisters arse.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:40, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
If her twin sister does anal
he should have left her.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)
I think your mate has told you what we in the 1980s referred to as a 'chinny reck-on'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)
Well he did tell me that his older brother had to quit his job in a nursing home after
some of the old women molested him.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:45, Reply)
Ah, so he's 'one of those'....
Has he by any chance ever claimed that his dad was in the SAS?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)
Some people often comment on just how much he acts like "Jay" from The Inbeetweeners.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Do you think
Monty has any idea who that is? Now, if you'd have said Kenny Senior...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Did you manage to see
The video evidence that Lenny Henry was funny, once.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:53, Reply)
Jimmy Hill

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:46, Reply)
itchy chin

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)
*strokes beard*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:49, Reply)
CHINNER! CHINNER!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:53, Reply)
Editing cunt, it said YOUNGER sister first.
IT SAID 'YOUNGER SISTER' and now it says 'twin'.
Younger by minutes, or this is a complete lie, you tit?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)
Probably scared of being called a pedo, again.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:50, Reply)
A correction.
She hasn't got a younger sister. I just remembered.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:51, Reply)
knob off, weird cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:53, Reply)
shouldn't swear at children Roots, it's rude.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:55, Reply)
wevs

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:57, Reply)
WHat happened to you?
You used to care.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:59, Reply)

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