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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What was your favourite film/television programme/song/band/sexual position when you were a child?
Are you now ashamed of this or not?

Is there anything you thought was shit then but now realise you were entirely wrong?

This is a shit Q but it's better than 'woo, injection' surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:07, 199 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I used to like Star Trek TNG and all that.
Babylon 5, GamesMaster, etc etc. I was a bit of a geek, but I'm not really ashamed.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Lusty and I were lolling at Knightmare on YouTube on Saturday.
I said that I bet you were on it.

Were you on Knightmare?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)
No but I wish I was,
A school friend was on fun house once.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)
My mate Lee was on
He guided his helmet around under the instructions of a scary man. Or maybe that was just his child abuse story...
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I remember being fucking amazed and terrified at V aged about 11
I'm not ashamed at all of this. I thought most food was shit until aged about 14. However, I've been making up for this since then
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I was terrified at how fucking rubbish it was.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)
They made a new version recently.
It was worse than the first one.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I refuse to believe this is possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)
I quite liked the new one but it didn't go anywhere storywise

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)
I liked that it had that space hooker in.
I disliked her hair.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)
The daughter?
She was fucking fit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Nah the mother,
the daugter was a bit weird looking.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Funny
I thought that about the mother. Oh well
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Nonsense
When the blokes face got torn open in the first fight I bet it shit you right up
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Nothing happened though, you're right.
I'd tune in expecting some progress toward an end game. Nada. Nish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)
In summary
It rained
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Not really.
Reverse cowgirl but now I think it's brilliant. I like to do it whenever I can.

I thought that getting carded in pubs was irritating but I miss it so.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)
At my father's last wedding
my brother and I were ID'd in Chicago: combined age: 78
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I got carded the last time I was in the States. I was 34.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)
I've never done reverse cowgirl, don't really see the appeal.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)
You don't have to look at her face

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)
I assumed it was the grandad
position... come and sit on my lap.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)
but but boobs

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)
They get to look at the back of your head instead of your creepy face.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Come on Monty, answer your own fucking question...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)
I liked The Young Ones which has not aged well at all.
Music-wise I have a clear conscience. My first purchases were Jimi Hendrix and Thin Lizzy's 'Johnny The Fox'. I was into hip hop when I was about ten-eleven and then collected 60/70s psych/rock vinyl in my mid-teens before getting into raving. I can and will defend all these things with ease.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)
That was BRILLIANT. Shame about Cliff Richards.
What about Cliff Richards?
Blah blah.
I've been down the morgue!
Blah blah.
edit: that bit with vivian kicking his head along the rail tracks
Blah blah.
Look out! Cliff!
Phew that was close.
The End.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)
I would agree with you on the Young Ones
with the exception of the Bambi episode, which I still think is excellent. Plus it's got Motorhead in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Agreed.
Did you see Ben Elton doing his 80's comedy thing last night? He was smugging about The Young Ones.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I saw it was on, then forgot about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)
I genuinely thought that big name bands would just turn up and play in student basements.
I could probably submit that to qftw but I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I used to think cats and dogs were the same species, but cats were female and dogs male.
I could probably submit that to qftw but then some cunts might read it and try to talk to me.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I think everybody believes this.
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Hahaha it's not worth it, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)
I might post it and then end with "please don't reply to me, I dislike you all"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:31, Reply)
queering for the win?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:28, Reply)
question for the weak

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Ah

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)
That one is good, I grant you.
But on the whole, it's shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)
*Something about Felicity Kendal's underwear needing a good wash*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Rainbow.
For all of the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Cleverer than it is funny.
Unlike my penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Dio was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Do you remember a cartoon called The Sentinels? Or summat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)
?
www.amazon.com/Space-Sentinels-Complete-Freedom-Force/dp/B000GETUC4
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I do. The Space Sentinels, I think it was.
With Hercules, Mercury and some other ancient god I can't remember.

Ah: here we are en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Sentinels
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I seem to remember liking this.
I suspect it was gash.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)
It probably hasn't aged all that well.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:28, Reply)
I seem to remember liking your mum's gash.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Your Mum liked my Mum's gash.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Your senility has got a lot worse hasn't it, you had his mums only this morning and already it's fading in your memory.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:31, Reply)
The thing is, Al,
when you get as much gash as I do it's hard to remember them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:02, Reply)
No hurry, Davvers.
You take your time.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Posted just a few seconds after you Monters.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Fuck you pauper.
I hope you get poor AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I bought 'Rising' a year or two ago,
which I believe is supposed to be the best one. Fucking hell it is dismal.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)
No it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)
*coughs*
I see a glow around you
Open your arms 'cause I'm walking to you, coming straight or through
Maybe I'm wrong but I know it won't take long to see
Do you close your eyes
Do you close your eyes
Do you close your eyes when you making love, yeah, yeah
Making sweet love to me, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Monty, I could just as easily quote some "lyrics" from your awful hip-hop records
and it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference to how good Rising is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)
'Run with the Wolf' is the only one I thought was quite good.
There are some really gay keyboards on that LP though - I was hoping it was going to be great so it's not me making a stupid point here.

Have you heard any of the Elf stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)
WWRJDD

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)
The answer is 'die of cancer'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)
I used to think Thundercats was cool
but it wasn't. According to certain young 'uns on here.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)
It's shit.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Yeah, according to you!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)
And me.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Thundercats was rubbish.
See also Dogtanian. Utter shite, and the most annoying theme song in history.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Dogtanian was fucking appalling.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)
It really, really was.
I think I was the only one in my peer group that couldn't stand the fetid pile of badly animated excrement.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Muskehounds are always ready, Helping everybaaaahdy.
My favourite!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)
You bent cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Hit him with a spade Monty.
I'd do it, but you're closer.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Will do.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Other ethnic assault weapons are available.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Thundercats was awesome
M.A.S.K was fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:31, Reply)
cartoons are shit and they are for gays and fatties and disabled

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Coming to America/Moonlighting/Still Rock & Roll To Me
This was at a particular time.
Sometimes it might have been Little Shop of Horrors/That's Life/Mickey

I didn't have a sexual position until my Joy Of Knowledge Encyclopedia told me where the clitoris was.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I found your clitoris using that guide.
It was in Ealing.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)
It was being held hostage with Terry Waite, actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)
What's rusty and chained to Canterbury Cathedral's railings?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Robert Runcey

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Terry Waite's bike.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)
I like saying "There's Terry Waite on Shergar" to express how rough an area looks

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)
my favourite sex position when i was a child was on uncle John's knee

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)
How did you get an entire knee up your arse Q?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)
persistance

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Film- Toy Story
Song- Millennium by Robbie Williams
TV Show- Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Band- ABBA
Sex Position- Can't say but as a youngster I guess Cowgirl looks fun

Reconsidered my opinion on- Oasis.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Nah, you were right first time: they really were shit.
Not long now til they re-form, I'll bet. I can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)
You're not going to push them off the stage again are you?

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Not sure I know what you're on about here
but I did once piss on Noel Gallagher's suede shoe, at a party at the Virgin HQ. My pal Lushy fell in a pond at the same do.

Drugs are bad, m'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Film, Empire Strikes Back, still is.
TV - Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors.
Song, Two Princes can't remember who by
Band, Queen
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)
The Spin Doctors

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I was thinking the Saw Doctors but they are an Irish band. Cheers Al.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Fuck me that tune was bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:12, Reply)

No, it was AMAZIN' you big gimp.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Amazingly bent, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)

I cannot argue with your logic. I loved it as a child/teen.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Therefore you are bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)
I'd fuck you in the mouth to shut you up

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)
See? Bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)
you win this round

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Can't stand it now but liked it at the time.
He tried to fit too many words in a line.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)
The 'scat' bit at the end
is officially the most bent thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Yeah. Makes me go red that bit now.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)
God just thinking about it is making me feel a bit ill.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)
While b3ta was fucked
I read the document that news story Al posted was about. Fuck me Milton Keynes is pretty damn awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I don't think you're gonna get a shag out of it Chomp

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)
I can try!
Still fastest growing "city" in the UK
3rd highest number of new buisnesses per 10,000 population
5th Highest Business stock
4th best public/private employment ratio
Highest real term wage increases in the UK
Only £70 per week less average earnings than london
2nd highest housing stock growth.
We do push out a shit load of CO2 though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Does it say owt about Edinburgh?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Yeah, it's full of "boffs" third highest percentage of highly skilled workers
after cambridge and oxford.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)
and it's got a very good employment rate.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)
*moves to Edinburgh*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Thank the lord

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Well I for one am up for a shag now I've read that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)
It takes 2 weeks for these hep vaccines to work, you'll have to wait.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)
'Highest real term wage increases in the UK Only £70 per week less average earnings than london'
This is why my ex-employers are experiencing a few issues with their employees and finding it difficult to recruit. After the company moved from Aylesbury, most of the staff have been looking at the local job prospects and realising that everyone else pays better wages, then asking for pay rises and, when they're not forthcoming, leaving for pastures new. I heard that in interviews to replace one of the shop-floor guys, once the salary level was mentioned the factory manager was laughed at (more than once) and one guy walked out!
Shame.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)
why was b3ta fucked? what?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Weird error message.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)
dunno I got a 504 error.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Al sat on it and it broke.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)
Monty didn;t have 50p for the meter

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)
it became self-aware and decided to kill itself rather than process all your shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)
sorry, just wanted to join in
lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Roota nicked the cables and sold them to a scrappy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)
psychochomp raped the mainframe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)
toryboy slashed its budget

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

HaHa!
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Quentin doesn't even have a "thing" yet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Amberl used all the power to reanimate herself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)
battered took it offline til he could think of something funny*


*ie never
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)
that other person got tired of EXPLAINING HIMSELF
and blew up b3ta in the past, the resulting time flux caused it to go down, but causality meant he had no reason to go abck so it came back on again after
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Stunned drank it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)
its mum called it in for tea

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)
Davvers applied to repair it but is 'waiting to hear back'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Speaking. How may I help you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:34, Reply)
Well, I'd ask for a loan of a fiver
but I suspect I'd have more luck turning Ed Milliband into an electable prime minister.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)
it met Bob Crow

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)
You're all wrong
I nationalised it and it ran with the kind of shining efficiency we have all come to expect from the public services of soviet countries. Anyone complaining was sent to the gulags.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:31, Reply)
And what time do you call this?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)
17:35

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)

p̶u̶b̶l̶i̶c̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶v̶i̶c̶e̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶o̶v̶i̶e̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶r̶i̶e̶s̶
British Leyland.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)
do you mean:
public services of soviet countries British Leyland.

Now edit and make me look like a spastic
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:37, Reply)
That won't be necessary.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)
I'm terribly sorry Boyce
But I do rather think you may be confusing me with your self.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:41, Reply)
Your apology is too little, too late.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)
Probably because I don't really care about your pathetic alzheimer's
*in a Monty voice* "What time is it? Who am I? Are you the nurse? I seem to have wet myself"

Just kill you self and put us all out of your misery.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)
Quentin made some badly-spelt but cuttingly accurate observations about it and it COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)
7) Turkey

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:44, Reply)
Ah fucking hell Jeff, hiya mate

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)
Alright Roots

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Rob wanked on the bbc electron again.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:49, Reply)
Acorn electron
BBC Micro
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:54, Reply)
NERD

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:57, Reply)
Jock.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)
this works on more than one level!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:08, Reply)
My mate's girlfriend left him this morning.
Apparently it was because he kept getting erections in innapropriate places.
Like her twin sisters arse.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:40, Reply)
If her twin sister does anal
he should have left her.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)
I think your mate has told you what we in the 1980s referred to as a 'chinny reck-on'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)
Well he did tell me that his older brother had to quit his job in a nursing home after
some of the old women molested him.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:45, Reply)
Ah, so he's 'one of those'....
Has he by any chance ever claimed that his dad was in the SAS?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)
Some people often comment on just how much he acts like "Jay" from The Inbeetweeners.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Do you think
Monty has any idea who that is? Now, if you'd have said Kenny Senior...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Did you manage to see
The video evidence that Lenny Henry was funny, once.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:53, Reply)
Jimmy Hill

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:46, Reply)
itchy chin

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)
*strokes beard*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:49, Reply)
CHINNER! CHINNER!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:53, Reply)
Editing cunt, it said YOUNGER sister first.
IT SAID 'YOUNGER SISTER' and now it says 'twin'.
Younger by minutes, or this is a complete lie, you tit?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)
Probably scared of being called a pedo, again.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:50, Reply)
A correction.
She hasn't got a younger sister. I just remembered.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:51, Reply)
knob off, weird cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:53, Reply)
shouldn't swear at children Roots, it's rude.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:55, Reply)
wevs

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:57, Reply)
WHat happened to you?
You used to care.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:59, Reply)
Ankara is the capital of what country?

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:46, Reply)
7) Turkey

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)
Correct.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)
A-team.
Fuck no, that show was full of awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:51, Reply)
Your favourite episode was the 'Cowboy George' one.
It made your winkle feel funny and you didn't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:54, Reply)
I liked the one where B.A turned to some kids and said:
"Remeber kids, stay in school. Don't be stealin no hubcaps!" for no reason whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)
I have a Mr T 'don't be a fool, stay in school' t-shirt which I wear in bed. It's a bit too big.
Mr T's jewellery is '3-D'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:00, Reply)
I'm sure you'll grow into it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:03, Reply)
Purely because I'm bored and there's no point leaving for another 20 minutes and I have no reason to even pretend to work:
Flash/Star Trek/Something by The Beatles, maybe Sgt. Pepper/The Beatles/Wanking furiously

Annoyingly I am ashamed by very little.

Most things I thought were shit are actually shit.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:09, Reply)
Yay the Beatles.
*holds hands, teaches peoples of all creeds to sing*
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:11, Reply)
Yeah, I had this phase of loving the beatles
and refusing to admit anything better had been recorded since. Bear in mind this was the late 80s/early 90s when all popular music was shitter than a shit thing.

Then I grew the fuck up and discovered proper music. I think I started with Led Zepplin's 4th album...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:15, Reply)
I love and adore Led Zep too. Have all their albums from 1st to Coda.
I believe that the Beatles are the greatest band ever, but I can also appreciate many different genres of music.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:18, Reply)
*goes off Led Zep*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:19, Reply)
i still like the Beatles
just not something to listen to regularly.

late 80s, early 90s, you forget The Pixies
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:19, Reply)
Only recently come across them as it happens
and I did specify popular music, as in if you were a young teeneager who's only exposure to music was TOTP and his parents record collection, you might not come across stuff like that and indeed I didn't.

Fuck it, I'm off down the pub to plot the revolution. I'm torn between paying £4:40 a pint and sticking to soft drinks though. :(
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:21, Reply)
Fuck, that is expensive beer
laters
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:24, Reply)
Bloody Southern Prices.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:24, Reply)

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