I did not
My phone's being a twat. What did it say?

Yesterday you said "bowl movements". My reply was obviously incredibly funny.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I didn't see your witty response yesterday.
Good thing really, or I may have died laughing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:56, Reply)

There's no element of doubt about it
As regards texts, most people advise that theirs aren't getting through, and I'm certainly not receiving any. FB is the safest method of contacting me; my phone is fine with that!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:00, Reply)

no, they are just making excuses
and don't want to talk to you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)

We're sick of hearing about his dishes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)

by which I mean bowls.
It was funny.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)

I got it
No it wasn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Which makes them smarter than you ;-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)

it's not by choice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU to talk to me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:07, Reply)

*sends fb message*
*projectile vomits*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)