Oh Jeff, I'm not well, I'm not well at all, this is horrible, I'm having one of my attack things the doctor was talking about, they last for 2-3 days and I'm only on day one. Maybe it'll go away tomorow.
I have burn marks over my body from the hot water bottle =( I had mushroom and chestnut rissoto for lunch of which I had 3 bites, and I have truffle and porchini mushroom pizza with a white sauce for super and I haven't taken a single bite of it yet.

I'm watching a show about these gay and straight blokes and the girl has to work out a straight bloke out of the group to go 50/50 on £50k, if she picks a gay guy, he gets the whole lot. If I was on this show, I'd pretend to the producers that I was gay, let them film in the club snogging a bloke. But here is where the scam is, 'cus I'm straight, I'll have sex with her like a straight man would have sex with a straight women, and she'll be convinced I'm not gay so will pick me, but KAPLOWIE, I'll get the full £50k. That's what I would do.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You're right Gonz.
YOU'RE SICK! :-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I will have to make sure I don't get jizz on her poo, or in her poo, she'll susspect something then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Icing the chocolate log.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)

ick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

+s

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)