I'm gonna ring-a-rang-a-dong for a new thread!
I'm having a look at holiday, something before the end of March (maybe).

No idea if I want a week in the sun reading books, or going out looking at 'stuff'.

Where would you go?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:15, 83 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morpeth.

( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:18, Reply)

I never knew Chas from Take Heart had a lisp!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Well you learn something new every day.

( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)

*WAVES*
WITH THE BIGGEST OF ALL THE WAVES!!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)

*WAVES*
WITH THE BIGGEST OF ALL THE WAVES PLUS ONE!!!
( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)

*WAVES*
TO THE POWER OF INFINITY!!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Bugger! you got me there.

( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)

*WAVES AGAIN*
THIS TIME, TO THE POWER OF INFINITY PLUS ONE!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Not feasible.

( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Well it is in Jeff world!
So nah!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I'm not sure about Jeff world.
Does it have modern ideas about women's rights?
( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)

The JeffingtonWorldOfAdventure
Is going to be the best theme park EVER. It has modern idea about women's rights. Blokes are under no obligation to open doors for ladies, and both men and women can break wind for a bit of a laugh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)

hehehe!
*buys Jeff a pint*
( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)

*Drinks pint*
Buys Blousie a pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)

*throws pint over Jeff for the lols*

( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Dries self with towel
Flicks the towel at Blousie's arse.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I fucking love that.

( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

*Gets round of shorts in*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)

well, now we're all thinking of Blousie's arse in shorts
I hope you're happy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:11, Reply)

I'm happy whenever I speak to Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Somewhere warm I reckon
but maybe with something to do when that gets boring.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Have you been to Cuba before?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)

warm, but not so hot I burn in 30 seconds
with interesting things to do and see and taking some friends with me, I think I would get bored on my own. Perhaps Saga next
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

If I go away, it'll be on my own.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Then you should go on a lovely coach trip
to bournemouth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I could go on Coach Trip the telly show!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)

i have never seen that
but it does seem like purgatory on wheels
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)

It would be ever worse with me trying to make puns every 2 minutes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)

i would definitely watch it then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I think you need to go on there with a mate.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)

we'd start the whole bus playing some kind of role playing game
and scatter D4s like caltrops
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)

That means nothing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)

4 sided dice are sometimes used in roleplaying games
and are the shape of a pyramid, when on the floor they act like a ninjas 'caltrop' a device which the Ninjas dropped so they would stick in their enemies' feet, thus slowing them down

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ObUb0CddlOc#t=28s
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)

Oh Jeff, I'm not well, I'm not well at all, this is horrible, I'm having one of my attack things the doctor was talking about, they last for 2-3 days and I'm only on day one. Maybe it'll go away tomorow.
I have burn marks over my body from the hot water bottle =( I had mushroom and chestnut rissoto for lunch of which I had 3 bites, and I have truffle and porchini mushroom pizza with a white sauce for super and I haven't taken a single bite of it yet.

I'm watching a show about these gay and straight blokes and the girl has to work out a straight bloke out of the group to go 50/50 on £50k, if she picks a gay guy, he gets the whole lot. If I was on this show, I'd pretend to the producers that I was gay, let them film in the club snogging a bloke. But here is where the scam is, 'cus I'm straight, I'll have sex with her like a straight man would have sex with a straight women, and she'll be convinced I'm not gay so will pick me, but KAPLOWIE, I'll get the full £50k. That's what I would do.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)

You're right Gonz.
YOU'RE SICK! :-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I will have to make sure I don't get jizz on her poo, or in her poo, she'll susspect something then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Icing the chocolate log.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)

ick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

+s

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)

I thought everyone had died!
Have you considered a week in Weston? We have a pier, you know.

Alternatively, don't go somewhere too hot if you want to wander round looking at things. You'll get hot and grumpy very quickly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I'm always grumpy B3th, you know that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Your problem is that you don't get enough hot meat in your diet.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)

This jogging thing you are CHCB are doing....
Are you raising money for a worthy cause?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Fuck no.
I jog for me, no other fuckers getting a free ride out of my hard work and determination.

But, if you're offering, I will accept donations on behalf of the Wiltshire Wildlife Trust, who are organising the marathon. I feel that if you must give your money to something because someone you don't really know is putting themselves through one of the most intensely physically demanding experiences possible, that it might as well be the people facilitating the experience.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)

No, I was expecting you to say you were raising money for some mong kid who needs an operation in the states
And I could have laughed, and said, 'good luck with that'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Don't go to Munich
It's a really wonderful city, but in March it's cold and rainy and a lot of the interesting stuff you want to do there, like drinking beer in the sunshine, can't be done due to the drizzle.

But go in like May or June, it's lovely.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)

I'm looking at Cuba at the moment Al.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Do that. My mum and dad are going to Cuba.
If you see them say hi.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I will do.
Your mum knows what I look like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I went in August
it was top.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Argentina.
Only problem is it's 15 hours' flight and I'm 6'4" with low blood pressure. Gangrenous legs here we come!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:44, Reply)

I've always imagined you small and ferret like.

( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)

me too.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)

he doesn't type like a tall person

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)

It's true that I become a vicious little bugger if I get stuffed down someone's trouser leg.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I'm researching renting a Harley and doing Route 66!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)

can you ride a motorbike?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Don't complicate things.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Oooh, the suggested route goes to Amarillo.
If I need to check I'm on the right route, will I be able to check without bursting into song?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)

I very much doubt it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)

This could be a bit of a laugh
www.autotoursusa.com/en/tours/detail/route_66/#prices
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:57, Reply)

You don't look 6"4, I'm sure there is a photo of you in a dress next to a fridge, and you look like a normal person standing next to a fridge, rather than a tall person standing next to a fridge.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Maybe it's an abnormally tall fridge.

( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)

No, I was way wrong, you're a giant ! The kitchen work-surface only comes half way up your thigh.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)

If there is I can't find it or recall ever taking it.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)

it's one he took when he was stalking you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

See above, my mistake, you're a tall fella.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Jun08 shows off your size on Piston's b3tards account.
Have you seen the film Kinky Boots? I love that film.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:11, Reply)

I've not, no.
Brit-flicks aren't usually my cup of tea.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Scunthorpe.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

I could be the person to put the CUNT back into it.
Just like how I put the FUN back into fundamentalist!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

and the mop
in homophobia
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

and the chin in china.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:19, Reply)

And the Your in 'Your Mum'
(I haven't got this right have I?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)

the hag in shag?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Doncaster's unofficial motto:
"Cheer up cock, least it in't Scunthorpe!"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)

ouch, poor doncaster.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Krakow no question.
There or Berlin.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Take my breath away....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Krakow is the best place I've ever been
Cheap as chips, amazing architecture, Auschwitz only an hour away. Unbelievable night life, did I mention it was cheap? About 80p a litre of Polish beer, food is class and everyone's friendly as can be. I'm trying to organise for our house to go there at the end of the year.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:58, Reply)

Slovenia is good
Ljubljana is a university town so plenty of cheap beer and fit birds.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Tignes

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 23:07, Reply)