Fucks sake Kroney you live in Slough, I don't think you get to turn your nose up at Greggs

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:23, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

=(
I won't be there for long.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Luton won't know what's hit it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

he works in uxbridge
greggs is as close as uxbridge will ever get to a michelin star.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I've been there a few times recently, is Uxbridge that bad? I've got big and srs bizness in Northwood, which is where the poshos of Watford end up
I've been to Hayes a few times, now that's a right shithole
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

uxbridge: land of peacocks and poundland
but it is surrounded by nicer places
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

There's two Michelin 3* restaurants in Slough
in as far as Bray counts as Slough. Well, Maidenhead.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Sludge reminds me of the US
In as much as it's just a gigantic road lined with huge department stores and businesses. It's not actually an unpleasant place, unless you go into Chalvey and places. It's just...soulless.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

There are four international airports in London
if you include Sussex and Essex as London.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

According to BAA, they do.
Mind you, you can say exactly the same about New York airports and all.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:41, Reply)

They count Stanstead as London, don't they.
Despite it being fucking miles away from even the M25.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Prequitely.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:43, Reply)

yeah
you go to bray. and you tell them they are in slough.

then see how long it takes them to set upon you and your pink socks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I used to go to Bray all the time
it's full of utterly pretentious marketing wankers who think that owning a Porsche Cayenne and trying to eat at the Fat Duck somehow compensates for the crushing pointlessness of their vacuous existance.

Not a single one of them could fight their way out of a damp paper bag either, so I could tell them what the fuck I like.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

wow
ok, you feel quite strongly about bray, then??

i find it ironic that bray is exactly how they all speak.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Oh, come on, the place is just fucking awful.
Everyone there confuses a house being expensive with that somehow making them aristocracy. It's like Wilmslow but with pretentions. There's no actual old money anywhere round there, they just pretend there is.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Also, my ex-wife's boss used to live there.
and this a man who, after having a fight with his partner about having children, was told by her to "go and get a bloody dog if you want something to look after" .. so he went and bought a Ferrari to spite her. Except for it to work, he had to actually be able to come home with the Ferrari immediately, so he had to buy the only one they would let him leave the showroom with. Spending £130K on a car you don't want as a display of todder petulance basically sums up Bray.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Haha that's Battered to a T

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:47, Reply)