I got jumped a few months ago by some yoofs.
The punched like girls. In retrospect, they'd probably have fucked off sooner if I hadn't said that out loud as they were doing it. I should work for the UN or sutin.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

haha!
"No, you punch like THIS!"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:03, Reply)

I didn't even raise a hand.
Ten years ago I'd have lamped them and risked a proper shoeing. I'm older and (very slightly) wiser. There aren't many people outside a boxing ring who can do much damage with a punch but if a group knock you down then you can have your head mashed up.

And I was quite mangled on mushrooms so any attempted chop socky could only have gone badly.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:10, Reply)

You sure that these "youth" existed and you didn't just get caught in a bush?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Serious Lol

( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:13, Reply)

I got a photograph of the daft twats.
Otherwise I would probably have written it off as a lamp post incident.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:24, Reply)