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SANDWICH RETAILERS!!!!!Not really.
Ever been in a fight? Did you win? I've been assaulted once or twice but never had a 'fight'. Who do you think I am, Noel or something?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:54,
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latest was 14 years ago)
You CARDShame there's not a borewich, otherwise you'd be having it!
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Shame there's not a gaywich, otherwise etc.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:03,
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i'm getting my haircut at lunchmy girlfriends friend was supposed to do it, but with her dad being ill everythings been a bit up in the air
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I need mine cutMy faux George Clooney-esque locks (i.e. grey) need shorn
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:58,
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Are you offering a reacharound here?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:01,
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About 33"Almost as big as my......inside leg
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:08,
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I need a haircut too.Insert 'hippy' joke here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:01,
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Today, a bit pooMy wonderful son decided to be awake for 4 fucking hours last night. Meh. Coffee is currently being mainlined.
Anyway, how the devil are you, my dear?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:59,
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oh I'm just dandy, been procrastinating over this final essay for my summer subject and it's sorta getting down to Just-Fucking-Do-It-time.MAINLINED COFFEE?! are you bouncing off the walls yet?
oh! good thing! I am going up to geelong for an Australia Day Party on Thursday. It will be FUN.
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GET IT DONEthen you can enjoy yourself.
I think I'm on my fifth cup of coffee so far this morning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:03,
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it's an 1800 word essay on the moral parallels between torture and experimental research methods.I'm struggling like a little struggle bug.
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Torture = badResearch = good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:07,
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Are you mentioning little Albert?It's lol psychology.about.com/od/classicpsychologystudies/a/little-albert-experiment.htm
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Clearly you haven't seen The Royal Bodyguard(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:59,
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If Australians actually consider those Sit Comsit would explain oh so very much.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:02,
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I thought that said Lolwaki for a second there.Malaysia is pretty awesome from what I've seen from the airport.
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Should be good, I'm getting a train all the way up first class sleeper, it should be awesome.(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)
That is possibly the worst fucking programme in the history of television.(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:02, Reply)
It's so shockingly badI watched an entire episode just to make sure it was as bad as I thought it was. It really was.
It made me miss Last Of The Summer Wine.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:04,
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I did like the VIc Reeves Three Men in a Bath sketch about it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:07,
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I've caught odd minutes of it and just switched it offI cannot believe that David Jason is lowering himself to do that shit.
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OutnumberedA 70's throwback tries to make sense of the modern world (i.e. Bills)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:00,
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I like Outnumbered!Or at least the first couple of years of it anyway, before the kids grew into your normal TV brats and the show just became a slightly less broad version of My Family.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:01,
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I have never watched it TBH(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:02,
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See! Better already, isn't it?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:01,
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Poor Broadsword,You have the weight of the world on your shoulders.
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girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:01,
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When all he wants is the weight of the bra on his face(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:01,
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I got jumped a few months ago by some yoofs.The punched like girls. In retrospect, they'd probably have fucked off sooner if I hadn't said that out loud as they were doing it. I should work for the UN or sutin.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:03,
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haha!"No, you punch like THIS!"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:03,
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I didn't even raise a hand.Ten years ago I'd have lamped them and risked a proper shoeing. I'm older and (very slightly) wiser. There aren't many people outside a boxing ring who can do much damage with a punch but if a group knock you down then you can have your head mashed up.
And I was quite mangled on mushrooms so any attempted chop socky could only have gone badly.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:10,
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You sure that these "youth" existed and you didn't just get caught in a bush?(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I got a photograph of the daft twats.Otherwise I would probably have written it off as a lamp post incident.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:24,
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Hello again MontyNow that the sickness has passed, I can honestly state that Codeine is the fucking business. Just wish it didn't make me feel so sick.
Several, some I won, some I lost, more of them were split up by the teacher. I was assaulted a few years back, that was fucking horrible.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:03,
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BEWARE, AA!!!www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_WpAYo5G9s
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:07,
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^One of my favourite songs, not that you give a toss(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:08,
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If I could access youtube, I'd give it a listenWouldn't have thought of you as a Charlatans fan...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:09,
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The proper Charlatans you fool(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:11,
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In all honesty, I didn't know there was more than one band called that.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:13,
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The northern 'Madchester' ones are nothing but, err, charlatans.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:14,
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Shit records, but Tim Burgess is a v nice fellow.I saw him recently at a party held by The Horrors in Arseditch, having not seen him since the late 90s.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:17,
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It was nearly a great deal worse.You nearly got some MASSIVE DRUGS in there too.
Count yourself lucky.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:21,
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But...but I didn't post the story!!!!Have mercy on me!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:24,
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The 60s Charlatansare credited with being the first (or one of) San Francisco band to dress in 'wacky' vintage clothes, which became the 'norm' very quickly and thus they were v influential in the nascent 'hippie' scence.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:16,
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How does it smell?AWFUL!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:18,
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Whilst the codeine is working, it's fineBut I know that in about an hours time, it'll start hurting again.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:22,
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So why are you wearing one, then?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:27,
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I'm v pleased with that one, I cannot lie.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:33,
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have you kept the tip as a pencil topper?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:27,
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More accurately than beforehand, I've found(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:43,
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Nope, won't be able to do anything like that until at least the end of Feb(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:49,
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She still gets name checked after a year, that gal made quite an impact(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:55,
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The Bella bandwagon rolls on(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:57,
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Her blog is like the best thing eva(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:00,
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Wouldn't know, not seen her in over a year(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:56,
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Fair point, i'd want the lights off as well(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:05,
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Try Dihydrocodeine and a glass of Vin Rouge.It's like being wrapped up in a fluffy cloud of warmth and lack of pain.
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Mine is just standard, crappy codeineHas made me feel really sick all morning, but there's next to no pain. Trading one for another, not really too much fun!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:26,
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*bookmarks for later consumption*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:28,
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Try and get the 36mg prescription stufffake a back injury or something. *floats off onto cloud*
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I'm sure I have some in the house from last time my back went south for winter(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:43,
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I've been in two fights I thinkBoth with the same lad in school. I had to unleash the Accord of Justice both times on him
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:05,
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Never been in a fight.I look too scary to get picked on.
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girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:06,
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I've been in loads of fightsi knocked out mohammed ali and joe frazier in one swing
to be fair, ali has parkinsons and fraziers dead tho
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A few Being a big guy I seem to attract violence, but I don't go out wit that bunc of mates anymore, not since the accord got taken off the road
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I've never been in a fight eitherThe closest I think I have been is, aged 11, a lad in my year jumped me behind the tennis courts at school then repeatedly hit me for a couple of minutes while his elder brother held me down. Technically this was not a fight as I was not really an active participant. I never knew why it happened, no words were spoken before, during or after. We had never argued previously or since.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:11,
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I usually make my own for workIf not a lady from Rumbles comes to the office at 10:30 and a van from connoisseurs parks outside at 11:30. Alas, Monty's premium sandwiches doesn't come round any more. I assume they went bankrupt.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:13,
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you cardShould have refreshed before posting.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:38,
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although "Rumbles" does sound like it's a regular morning Fight Club(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:44,
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My friend was fly kicked by a pensioner, who simply bounced off him(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:14,
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I have never been in a fight.I have no idea why as I am an annoying bastard and have no principled objection to fisticuffs. Just lucky I guess, or not. I've been tempted to start one just to see how I'd do.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:23,
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I'm going to duff you up at play time.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:25,
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I think a stern bogwash and wedgie are required.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:28,
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You could try punching yourself in the face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:26,
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He's got one of those mental personality disorders, fingers crossed eh(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:31,
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It is the Wilf Lunn 'tache of Justice that stops it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:28,
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Only had that for a year or so, so it can't be that.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:42,
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always leaving piss over the fat biffers toilet seat for a start(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:32,
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Stop sending him pictures of your distended arsehole thenhe's not going to pay your mortgage
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:37,
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They're painting something outside my office. Probably a wall.Why do I find the smell of paint solvents strangely comforting?
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Your parents used them to send you to sleep when you were a baby(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:03,
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Because you are a DRUGGE FEYNDE(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:04,
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OH, BOLLOCKES.Verily, 'tis but an slippery slope to hourly opiate injections from hither...
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You are Thomas de Quincey AIMFP(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:08,
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