Current rates are ludicrously low.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*does paying off massive amounts of mortgage dance*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

You need to dance a lot harder if you're taking 12 years to pay it off.
You'd probably be better off sticking the extra cash you're paying into a pension scheme instead. Or buying something else to let.

Disclaimer: this does not constitute independent financial advice and I won't be held responsible if you're homeless and starving in five years
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Meh
I'm going for mortgage free plus sports car at 45
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Tsk.
You yoofs and your reckless disregard for retirement.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)

My pension is quite good from here TBH
I also need to save up post-mortgage for kids Uni fees, etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Fuck 'em.
A bit of student penury will do them good. As soon as they're out the door, buy yourself an Aston Martin and bugger off somewhere hot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I was hoping for both
Perhaps if I could sell one of them for organ donations?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)

If this is illegal then it's political correctness euromadness gorn mad.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

How much for the boy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Yours for only £30K

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I paid a lot less than that for the last child I bought
To be fair she did have a bit of a funny eye though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)