So.
Suddenly everyone's taking the piss out of my "Alt:"
Won't anyone think of the kudos? I ask you.

Alt: Any gymnasts/ex-gymnasts who used to be able to/still can suck themselves off?
Does your cum taste different to others?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 6:32, 38 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

O< ------ QOL

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:13, Reply)

Pardon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:23, Reply)

You've not really thought this one through have you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:26, Reply)

Yes I have Shambles-clone, yes I have.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I think you've mistaken us for the uncouth louts that frequent B3ta.

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:33, Reply)

Change that "frequent B3ta"
for "/talkers" and you may be closer to the truth.
Not all b3tans are "uncouth louts" you know.
Present company kinda excluded.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:18, Reply)

My father is on retreat in Arizona
This is the view outside his room:

Looks smart, eh?
I cannot comment on his autofellating abilities though.

Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:39, Reply)

It totally looks like a penis.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:39, Reply)

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)

He totally looks like a penis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:42, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Retreat?

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:39, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cet2rmxYyfo
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:42, Reply)

I'm sure it's quite a toe tapper but I don't have sound on work computer.

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:43, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retreat_(spiritual)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I didn't realise he was the spiritual sort.

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Meditation helps him to work out a strategy for his next couple of marriages.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:47, Reply)

I thought
That was mediation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Insert your own Roy Castle gag here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

*awaits Norris and his brother name drop*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:55, Reply)

MY DAD'S MATE* MARRIED NORRIS' DAUGHTER EVERYONE!!!!!
I COULD HAVE GONE TO THE WEDDING!!!!11!!!!!!


*the oddest man I have ever met. He's fucking insane.
www.davidlorimer.net/
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Was she a right-wing fuck-nut too?
Oh, silly me, just realised who I was asking, as you were.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:59, Reply)

There you go. Wait no more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I had an order from a 'Dr Git' yesterday.
LOL
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I've got to send a card to a Miss M Diver today
I was rather disappointed when it turned out to stand for 'Mary'.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Don't think too hard about it
or your knob will burst.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Too late

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)

It looks
Cac(tus) to me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Nah, mine tastes slightly salty just like all the others.
Morning peeps. A dull day beckons, but I get to see my son at the end of it, so that's good.

What small pool of joy relieves the barren desert of your day?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:57, Reply)

My cock beckons
but I get to see your son at the end of it, so that's good.

I would imagine there will be a small pool of 'joy' produced as a result.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)

So.
No-one then?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)

No, just you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Sqweee!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

My spunk tastes of your dad's shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Ew!

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I KNOW!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Actually don't know my dad that well
so not really sure what his spunk tastes like.
If it's anything like mine , it's yummy. As far as I can recollect.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)