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Is "TV Psychic Rapist" or "Rapist TV Psychic" the correct title? I'm assuming he's not a "Psychic TV Rapist" or "Psychic Rapist TV".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:13,
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What are you blithering on about, man?
I am not about to Google these words from work to find out what news story I appear to have missed.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:14,
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that guy what nonced his kids and ran away to barcelona has hanged himself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:15,
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Oh.
Apparently TV Psychic Paedophile is the correct term, so LiC was wrong on all counts.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:18,
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"Psychic Rapist TV" makes me imagine evil Edna on a raping spree around Doyley Woods
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:20,
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Fucking hell:
"Eventually Smith, who appeared on TV programme 'Most Haunted', stopped trying to hypnotise the girl and simply went on to rape her repeatedly from the age of 13, the court heard."
edit: Although I'm fairly sure that sentence needed a better editor before it made print.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:19,
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The Klumps
oh you editing shitfuck
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:20,
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You'd think he'd have known the hypnotism wasn't going to work.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:22,
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the power of suggestion does have some sway
some people are more susceptible to it than others, kids are problaby even more so
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:24,
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No, I just meant because he was psychic...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:25,
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lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:27,
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psychich means mind reader not future seer
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:30,
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he could have read her mind and seen that she was unsusceptable to hypnosis
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:31,
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except that she was cos he got her to tickle his balls
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:32,
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win win really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:33,
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Hahahaha.
I'm not shocked often by B3ta but that made my mouth go '0' before I laughed.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:35,
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*wins the internet*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:36,
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Take it.
It's broken beyond repair anyway.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:38,
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I have no idea what I could possibly have changed
that meant 'The Klumps' previously made sense as a reply.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:25,
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you said 'fucken hell:' and i turned that into a film title before you added the rest of your text
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:28,
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for some reason this has me lolling like a mong
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:14,
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TV Psychic Rapist
implies he uses telekinesis to violate his victims. So I'll go with the other one.
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Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:17,
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Are you suggesting Genesis P Orridge is a rapist?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:20,
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I believe,
it should be 'Psychic rapist who appears on TV.' Using TV as part of a noun phrase is too common for words. You should always use a relative clause instead.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:20,
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"whom"
Edit: Actually, maybe not.
Very definitely not, in fact.
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Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:21,
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Don't be stupid.
Psychic rapist is the subject, and whom can't be used as a relative pronoun.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:24,
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Yes.
You are correct. I self-moderated.
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Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:25,
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Nice ninja post.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:25,
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I edited, yeah
But I prefixed my edit with "edit", so you can hardly call it ninja.
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Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:34,
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I always thought the ninja part was the speed of the edit.
You learn something new every day. Sorry about the stupid. I really meant silly. It came across as a bit harsh.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:42,
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It's only the internet, innit
let's bro-hug
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Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:44,
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If we bro-hug it won't make me American, will it?
If not *bro-hugs*
If so *man-hugs*
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:49,
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No, but it will give Kroney an erection.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:57,
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We're all sorry about the stupid.
Or 'NakedApe' as his friends call him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:44,
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Nobody calls him NakedApe
/redundant
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Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:46,
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THATS THE etc
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:53,
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Yeah.
Whom is this fucker, anyway, Kroney?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:43,
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Haha fuck off
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Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:44,
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But newspapers always shorten phrases to fit on the page with maximum impact and infomation
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:22,
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+mis
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:24,
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