OH shambles, I've had a horrible horrible HORRIBLE day.
I woke up right, and I wasn't in horrific pain like the rest of the week, still in a hell of a lot of pain, but not terribly horrific. I then went to get my treatment and because of that I couldn't get to the GPs for some early pain meds, and they wouldn't give me any because I'm an out-patient. This was at 5ish, it takes an hour to get to the GP, I rushed over there and saw someone, who gave me the prescription, but the phamacist closed and the 24h phamacy doesn't have them in. OK, I have enough for tonight, Ma' will run out tomorow morning and get the meds for me so they're in when I wake up.

But, but, there is one guy at the hopsital, who has fucked up my canular 4 times now, he's a fucking cunt and I hope he gets fired. I hate him, actually hate that prick. He was the one up to do me, and I thought I would let him redeem himself, let him show me he isn't a prick. Well, more like, I ask one of the other girls who can do it with no problems and she said she was busy. Please note, the whole time I'm like "You gonna be good? You da' man? Who's the best in the hopsital? FUCK YEAH, LETS DO THIS." He has no idea that when I want to think about good things, I picture his shoes next to the wheel of a bus.

I have some cream on my arm 'cus I hate needles, he knows I hate needs, he knows deeply how much I hate needles, it wasn't a supprise. The creme is in the crook of my arm, where it always is. He wiped off the cream himself, so he knows where it is. I even said "Over here" and pointed to a big area he could use. We had an unwritten unverbal contract on this.

After the FORTH FUCKING TIME in the MIDDLE of my arm, I tell him to stop, that I'll go without or whatever, I'm just not letting do it. I then ask the nurse who isn't even a plebotimest but can do it if I don't tell anyone, and she does it perfectly first time, honestly didn't feel a thing 'cus she's so good and the creme.

The good thing though is that the attack that has caused agonising horrible pain since late sundayish has gone, and it's replaced with the standard pain.

I had a little cry =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:50, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh, Gonz :(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:52, Reply)

On the plus note, in the last week or soo, I've actually lost 4kg, so that's post-christmas dieting sorted and back to normal fat-cunt diating.
I'm celebrating by eating a ham'n'mustard qweesh and a salad.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Qweesh is dangerously close to qweef

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Aww man, hope you feel better soon.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:03, Reply)

I've had six injections today.
Just saying like.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:05, Reply)

I don't mind normal ones, it's the IV ones I hate.
I bet you're counting a pin-prick blood test as them though and they dont' even count when it comes to counting needles.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:12, Reply)

There's no fucking excuse for a professional to be shit at giving injections though.
Particularly when they know that you're a bit of a nancy with needles.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Exactly, I've learnt that the doctors aren't always as good as the pleb/canulation team, but they're always do-able.
You're right, the fact is, I have a bad time with them, I'm not the only one, it's not an unknown thing, needlephobia... and he should cator to that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Gonz, am I wrong in thinking you have a tattoo?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:17, Reply)

You're not wrong.
My missus was with him at the time and got mistaken for his mum.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Nuh uh, for real?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Yep.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)

She is old enough to be his mum though. Just.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)

This is fantastic, how was he with the needles?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Like a brave little soldier, apparently.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Ha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Haha, I was alright with that, I had the emla cream and hardly felt it.
These days the only things I'm poofy with is stuf that has to go into the vains for some reason, and the bits of tat that didn't go over the cream were fine too, it felt like someone dragging a hot sharp knife over my skin, rather than something pearcing. I actually found it facinating to watch, where as I can't watch any other kind of needle even on the telly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)

This is my favourite thing of the day.
Thanks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)

She finds it hysterical.
Poor Gonz was mortified and wondered if she was going to punch the tattooist's lights out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Haha, yeah', I'm glad she took that well, I know plenty of women who'd get the mard with that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)

My missus is made of sterner stuff than that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Deffo ! She's a keeper.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Start keeping a record of what has been going on with your treatment.
Then shove it up your arse to stop the bleeding.

Seriously - start keeping a record of their fuck ups and then write to the CEO of your local NHS Trust. The more information you can give them the more seriously they will take your complaint and adjust the standard of treatment you get.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Haha, I think I will this time, it's not that I'm a bad patient, it's been 4 years since I've had a bad eppisode with needles, and considering I have them a minimum of once a month, isn't bad going for a needlephobic.
But the last 4-5 times was with him, everyone else I sing praises about, I call them angels and heros and I'm not even exasorating, I'm a bit of a face around there in the respect that I always take time to talk to the staff and fellow patients, make them laugh and joke, and people recongise me even from pedratrics all these years on.

I'm not saying that in a "Look at me, I'm so good, they'll listen to me" way, but more in a way that I'm not being a fussy cunt, it's that _one_ bloke.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Fucking hell Gonz, hope you're alright

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)