I try and do most of the diy stuff myself and a mate of mine can do the technical stuff that I can't (eg repair the boiler as he's Gas Safe registered). This also means if I fuck anything up he can sort it.

Alt: entertaining my daughter whilst my wife has a shower. Following this I will have a shower, which will probably include masturbation.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You know you could just lay your daughter safely on the floor and shower with your wife.
Might be more fun.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:28, Reply)

I would like this. However as she still hasn't fully physically recovered from the birth certain bodily parts are still off limits.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:30, Reply)

'Paul Gadd' is your friend.

Literally.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:31, Reply)

Now you mention it, I do fancy having a small Thai this evening.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:32, Reply)

'Small ones are more juicy'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:33, Reply)

Any holes a goal sweetie.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Indeed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Just winding you up hon.
She'll be back to being a sex kitten before you know it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Yeah I know.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Of course she will
I mean, look at me - there are only six years between my two kids.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Thanks for that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Are you suggesting
that Battered's wife's arse is

a) 20 foot wide
b) contained with a loose net and
c) has thousands of bellowing proles screaming behind it every week?

Because you shouldn't, if indeed you are. Even if it is true.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:35, Reply)

I would be more concerned about 11 blokes aiming at it than a load of spectators watching

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:37, Reply)

But then she'll be able to see him wanking.
You haven't thought this through properly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:30, Reply)