sigh sigh, sympathy reply...
pubs: something that is not a tedious chain and that is in a lovely old building with stripped floors, battered leather sofas etc. must also sell icy cold vodka and great sharer platters. sloaney pony in fulham is a great favourite.

alt: i enjoyed "the cat hater" unmasking himself as everyone's favourite sister-fucker because he couldn't resist the opportunity to announce that he had once gotten laid.

alt alt: depends what for. white for toast. granary for everything else. wraps better yet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I think I did see the cat hater one, now I think on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)

i had such a long string of gazzes from him
where he swore blind he was NOT bert, but a happily married man with a kid. totally weird to realise the whole lot was a lie!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Edmund gazzed Bella quite a lot, that cracked me up when it turned out to be him again.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:05, Reply)

I feel left out in the mental gaz stakes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I once received one saying "i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont gaz this to five other b3tans i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans."
I lolled.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Haha!
This is what I'm on about!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)