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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I still can't believe my song 'Sport is for Chutneys' was rejected.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:26,
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14 years ago)
I think they felt there might be some controversy
around the line imploring the "forrins" to "at least take one of these beastly golliwogs home in their suitcase"
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:29,
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'They weren't invited, and neither were you
Get out of my England
You horrible Jew'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:32,
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Personally I thought it had great chart potential.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:33,
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Would have been a dead cert if the B-side had been your cover of "Springtime for Hitler"
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:35,
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I know!
Those shortsighted cunts really missed a trick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:35,
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You should have said Britain, not England
Otherwise the colonials north of the border get pissy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:35,
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Yeah, but then he'd have to remove the middle-eight
about "those porridge-eating poofs in skirts."
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:36,
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Ah. That must be where I went wrong.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:36,
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Setting it to the tune of Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles was a master stroke.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:36,
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Actually it fits to 'Morning Has Broken', looking at it
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:38,
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