Bueller? Anyone? Anyone?
Has offtopic shut down(s) for the afternoon?

How are you going to procrastinate away your Friday afternoon?


Alt:
The perfect Saturday morning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:12, 150 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sympathy reply
I may actually have to do some work, ask I've done bugger all fro 3 days. Or I may just write "server/modulator configuration" on my time sheets again and do bugger all.

ALt:
A nice lie in with pleasant company followed by a leisurely breakfast in bed with the sun shining. /dull
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:20, Reply)

It would appear so
I might whittle away my Friday afternoon with some work, shocking though it sounds. And then I shall bugger off to the pub.

Alt: Depends on the Friday evening before.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Oh yeeeah!
Very quiet today isn't it?

I have a meeting this alvo, I might slip off home after.

Alt: Shag, full English, bookies, pub.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)

It's quiet because you've upset everyone. AGAIN.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

He's such a cunt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Come on, lets all go to the SECRET board again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

YEAH, COME ON!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

What have I done?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Your mum?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Dead Mum.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Necrophiliac

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Don't fuck her so hard the next time, m'kay?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Alt: Not being woken by any children
Waking naturally having had enough sleep, receiving enthusiastic fellatio, a pot of tea, defecation, then a decent cooked breakfast followed by a joint. All while listening to new records.
Oh and the sun is shining.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Perfect
The inclusion of a good shite always improves a morning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)

It had to be included
I'm pretty regular
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

It doesn't have to be Saturday
Any day of the week is fine for all of that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)

How I long for the second one
Why does my body clock always kick me back into abrupt consciousness at 7am on Saturday?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Because your body clock is a twat
And it hates you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I think it might be in cahoots with my bladder

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Oh that bastard
If my bladder has the slightest suspicion that I might have opened just one of my eyes even the tiniest fraction, it will insist on being taken to be emptied immediately.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Glad it's not just me then.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Oh this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I can't win
If I have a quiet one or just come home fairly sober, I go to bed looking forward to a nice, long, indulgent sleep and invariably wake up stupidly early. If I stagger in pissed as a fart I wake up much later but then feel annoyed for having wasted most of the morning.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I've another recommendation for you:
Lates 60s top-notch film 'The Blues According To Lightnin' Hopkins' is getting a DVD release.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Oh, nice one, sir!
I bloody love Lightnin' Hopkins. Not on Amazon yet, I see. I shall have to keep an eye out for that one. Ta!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Honest Jons have it:
www.honestjons.com/shop.php?pid=39580
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Good man, thank you!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

He's fucking marvellous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

His "War Is Starting Again" is one of the best examples of minor-key blues I've ever heard

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

i saw a funny thing of facebook the other day with a "random" blues name generaty thing
i was whistlin' nipples hopkins or somehting
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)

(!)
did i do this right?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Hahahah you sure did but in this instance I wasn't being sarky.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)

:O

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)

You're a fan of innocent Smoothies AICMFP

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)

is that what it was from?
i just saw a friend post a picture and worked it out fromt hat
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:22, Reply)

what an interesting way to admit your a peadophile

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Was it that obvious?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

those bloody kids and their cold feet always waking you up
tut, inconsiderate
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Those sexy dead kids and their cold feet....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)

receiving defecation is more a Kroney thing, surely?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

By taking the pooch to the beach, it would seem.
That's not really procrastinating, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Give her a scratch behind the ears from me.
If I had anywhere to keep her I'd have stolen your dog at New Year's.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I will do.
She is rather lovely, if a bit mental.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Best kind.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Ear scratch delivered....
Mildew sends you licky slurps in return :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

*slurp*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I honestly thought this post was about your darling wife at first, oops.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Thanks chuck!
How's the healing process?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Not too bad thanks, getting better day by day
How's the back?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

is it as bad as I imagine?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)

It's very uncomfortable, but doesn't tend to hurt as much now
It aches a little, but painkillers sort that right out.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Well, I suppose it beats the alternative, but still, rather you than me.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)

At the moment, it doesn't
But I know that it will in the end, thank fuck!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)

As if I would!
Stop trying to get me into trouble.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)

I have to review and potentially rewrite the copy for about 80 products.
So, another normal afternoon's F5ing, then...

Alt: being woken up by my daughter, taking her out for breakfast and a run about in the park, back home to cuddle up with her watching a film.

OR: Waking up with my lovely missus, a stroll up to the farmers' market for top-notch ingredients to make a champagne brunch, a cheeky pint in The Dove and then off out for a day of fuck-the-expense high and low culture, taking in a museum or a gallery, some pubs and a restaurant...and FUCK-LOADS OF THE MOST GIGANTIC DRUGGES ON THE FACE OF GOD'S GREEN EARTH - YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

We doin' that tomorrow then?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:35, Reply)

There's no way on earth I'm cuddling up with you watching a film.
Plus AS YOU WELL KNOW you are banned from the park.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I meant the last bit.
And I am not BANNED, I choose not to go there.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Course you did, mate.
Course you did.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Looks very much like no kid til 10am Sunday so we could get off to a fairly early start?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Lunch time?
Some sort of suitable luncheon is probably in order. I'll sort something out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Splendid!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Recovering from a lunch so large I'm struggling to think straight
Oof, I feel a bit sick.

Alt: Shag, bacon butty, another shag, beer, chill in the garden.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I seem to be spending quite a bit of the afternoon so far trying to justify to myself that it is ok to spend £25 on a record I really want.
The best I can come up with so far is adding a couple more records, priced around £8, to my basket. Thus bringing the average price per LP down.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Which record?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

This one:
www.honestjons.com/shop.php?pid=39476
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Alright Kershaw, are you still hassling that poor woman who used to let you stick your winky in her foo foo?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Hahahahahah 10/10

'And noe the new record from The Bundhu Boys'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)

oh god, no please god no

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Possibly worse than Lou Reed, those cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:01, Reply)

I BLOODY LOVE YOU JULIETTE!
WHY ARE YOU CRYING AND RUNNING AWAY?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)

YOUREAMONSTER

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Is he not banned from the entire Isle of Man or something?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:01, Reply)

I think they have a warrant for his arrest there
So he could return, but would only be thrown in prison.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:06, Reply)

I have a pal in the film industry
who is banned from every single pub on the Isle of Man, apparently. He's a fucking idiot when pissed so this is perfectly believable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:07, Reply)

GOLD!!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/isle_of_man/7276558.stm

Another message said: "I'm the hardest man on the island."
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Reading that, I am now the hardest man on the island.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Of my many crimes being a dick in charge of a phone is not one of them
thank the gods
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Me neither.
I've never been one for the stupid texts/calls I then regret. I just don't act like a stupid cunt when I'm pissed/high.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Only when sober

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Yes you do.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Oh. Right. Thanks.


No, really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:29, Reply)

His mother, wagging her finger at him, added: "Make sure this is the last time."
Brilliant.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I cannot afford anything at the moment
I feel I should be drinking cognac, imbibing MDs and racially abusing people
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

But I neeeeeeeed it, sporto
*whines*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Monty, give Sporters his login back.
it's not funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I wish they'd move that pic on the home page of David Attenburgh getting rogered by a gorilla.
It's making me feel queasy.
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)

But your hair looks lovely in it!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Thanks for that AA.
Really needed that right now.
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)

You know I joke

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Alt: Don't wake up till Monday.

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Rohypnol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

If it works then why not.

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)

It makes your arse hurt.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)

So does riding a bike but plenty of people do it.

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Have they never heard of saddles?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Dunno, I'll think about it and get back to you later.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)

This is fairly depressing
www.nytimes.com/2012/01/26/business/ieconomy-apples-ipad-and-the-human-costs-for-workers-in-china.html?_r=4&hp=&pagewanted=all
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Having to log in to read a newspaper is depressing, yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Eh?
I don't have to... weird...
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Really? I do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)

you read newspapers on the bog?
yeah me too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I don't have time to read on the toilet
I'm so pumped full of fibre it's over in a jiffy.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:25, Reply)

You crap into a condom?
Oh, jesus...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)

No, a padded envelope. I said Jiffy, not Geronimo.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Ah, with you now
Do you prefer to send your bot-dogs first or second class?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:27, Reply)

I like to fax mine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:28, Reply)

you Trojan

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Are you Mates now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:32, Reply)

There used to be a brand of condom called Jiffy, though.
Advertised with the slogan 'Real men come in a Jiffy'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:31, Reply)

And they wonder why they went out of business...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Quite.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)

For the rest fo us who can't log into the New York Times:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16747032

I've got a fairly bleak and cynical outlook for this year's Olympics as it is, but surely "Isles of Wonder" is just about the most shit and unimaginative name they could have come up with?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:23, Reply)

I'm getting some tickets for the water polo of Enzymes brother.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)

I had no idea Enzyme's brother was participating
Mind you, I had no idea Enzyme had a brother, either.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:27, Reply)

I still can't believe my song 'Sport is for Chutneys' was rejected.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)

I think they felt there might be some controversy
around the line imploring the "forrins" to "at least take one of these beastly golliwogs home in their suitcase"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:29, Reply)

'They weren't invited, and neither were you
Get out of my England
You horrible Jew'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Personally I thought it had great chart potential.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Would have been a dead cert if the B-side had been your cover of "Springtime for Hitler"

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I know!
Those shortsighted cunts really missed a trick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

You should have said Britain, not England
Otherwise the colonials north of the border get pissy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Yeah, but then he'd have to remove the middle-eight
about "those porridge-eating poofs in skirts."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Ah. That must be where I went wrong.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Setting it to the tune of Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles was a master stroke.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Actually it fits to 'Morning Has Broken', looking at it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:38, Reply)

"about a land that has been poisoned by industrial legacy and the recovery of that land"
Everyone's jumping on my landfill mining bandwagon.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

In other news:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16752358

Fuck me, this bloke's got a fat head.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:29, Reply)

head wallet
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:31, Reply)

dr bender?
hahaha

hmm. £963k. wonder if he's single.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Careful, now
He has an extraordinarily fat head.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)

which makes him more likely to be single, surely

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Good point.
Just got to watch that head - you'll need to put yourself in birthing stirrups if he's ever to go down on you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:38, Reply)

er, darling
he'd have to earn twice that to earn THAT privilege.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:40, Reply)

He has
That is his bonus on top of his £1.2 million salary.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:42, Reply)

He doesn't look like he is worth a £1million bonus.
Looks like he can barely tie his shoelaces.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)

He's not worth it though, is he?
Certainly not in the context of the government saying that shareholders should be thinking more carefully about bosses' pay.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Who knows? I think he's probably worth his wage at market rates, but to give him a performance bonus
for fucking awful performance is stupid.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:39, Reply)

I think it's pretty sad that "market rates" say that anyones job can be worth a base salary of over a million pounds a year.
But that's a whole other issue.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)

And that it is pretty much a given that he can then expect a bonus
Simply for doing the job he is paid to do.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)

all the nurses should be on at least a million pounds

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I guess it's like all waiters and bar staff in the US expecting a tip
regardless of how good or otherwise they are.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Well, that's capitalism for you.
If you're happy with the system in general, then this is perfectly acceptable. Personally I don't think this is a big issue.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)

But...but...his head.
It's so fat
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Yes, yes it is.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Good. I'm glad we're agreed.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:38, Reply)

The share price has halved since he became the head of RBS
and he gets 60% of his performance related pay. I think that's a fucking joke.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)

But I'm not happy with the system in general.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)