HAHAHAHA!
You are LITERALLY the first person I have ever seen make a joke based on the fact that the old name for a snickers is the same as that of a long distance running event.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

eyethangyou

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Have you considered a career in stand up?
Monty will be impressed with your act, he can't stand up without his helper these days due to him being such a senile old bellend.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)

He is a bellend.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

He's so senile, every time he orders his food at Needoo
he thinks it's all for him. And the waiters have to help spoon it into his mouth because he can't use cutlery anymore.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)