Screw you guys.
I'm going home.

FFOOW
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:57, 154 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

ME TOO!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)

OMGOSH!!!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Miss you !!! xxx

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Damn you,
I'll just sit here replying to emails for the next few hours.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)

So anyone got a contained scalable process for leechate purification I can borrow?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Yes thanks.
Several.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Cool, know a remote way of guessing methane saturation at depth?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Doesn't everyone?
YOU ARE SO STUPID SOMETIMES.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:17, Reply)

i think he's telling you
he wants to dutch oven you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Looks like you can do it with lasers.
Awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)

I've got a beer.
Is that a fuck off enough?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I was thinking something
like using the crushed glass and pebbles reclaimed from the landfill as a filtration system, then just keep pumping it through until it's decent enough for reed beds.

I don't know what the evaporation rates would be though. It's all very confusing.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:13, Reply)

What are you trying to remove from the leachate?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

URANIUM 235

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Enough for it to be pumped out into a river ideally.
But generally enough of the toxins that it won't kill aerobic bacteria.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

The major problem with landfill leachates are heavy metals.
You need to adsorb them onto fines, but then you still have the problem of how to prevent that escaping again as soon as you put that shit back into a landfill. And you also want to avoid creating monoliths so just sticking the whole lot in a massive cement block doesn't work too well.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

What you want is graphene
www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/01/120126100639.htm
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I actually read about that today, it would be perfect.
But not cheap enough or have a high enough throughput.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Does simple evaporation concentrate the heavy metals?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:09, Reply)

It would do, but it would also lead to any volatiles being evaporated off with the water vapour.
There is an entire industry centred around the treatment of landfill leachate. You aren't the first to have tried this.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Yep, I've seen,
from the looks of it no one's got it quite right yet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

But with your extensive knowledge of spreadsheets, you're the man to come up with the solution?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Warning. The above post contains 82% ZING and should not be approached without appropriate safety goggles.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

eyethangyou.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I enjoy thinking about things, and trying to solve problems.
The end result is secondary to the process. Think of it as a form of mental masturbation, I don't see any problem with it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I wasn't trying to be mean, I think it's good that you're thinking about it
It's quite an interesting topic. A lot of the leachate is just recirculated within the landfill to keep the temperature down.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I'm here until 6pm.
Lucky old me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Same as.
And my clients smell of BO.
Seriously, all the windows are opened, and it stinks of stale sweat.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:20, Reply)

like my cab driver this morning
AND he was late
AND he went a stupid way
AND he nearly crashed into a van at trafalgar square
AND AND AND he INSISTED on CHATTING TO ME the WHOLE WAY THERE.

i hate that. i want to put my ipod on and daydream, thank you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Take the Tube, and meet some proper smellies.
Or take a Boris Bike. If they haven't all been nicked.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I think the theft rate for those bikes is sod all, actually.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Not worth nicking.
I've occasionally cast a speculative eye over them and day-dreamed about making one decent but, presumably intentionally, they have very few 'normal' parts and you cant really make them anything other than what they are; heavy, slow, practical, uncool city bikes.

for £50 I could and have got an old rahleigh that does all that and has at least some style to it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

PAHAHA!
Swipe riding a bike, that would be great to see.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)

You just want to sniff the saddle.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

you've never seen me doing anything
and nor will you, so you'll just have to imagine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Yo' DAWG, I got Yo' village bike a boris bike so she can get her bike in while she's getting her bike on !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)

my business partner joe: hey quinten, do you think we should call pete to offer condolences on his wife losing her baby last week?
me:
Tricky: don't worry about it, it'll be in the last place she looks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Is tricky's name richard?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Tristran

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Fucking hell his name is practically Quentin.
Right I'm going out
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

don't leave just cos of tricky!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Down the toilet?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)

what an horrific thing to say about someone having a miscarriage
shame on you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I am shamed Quitnts, truly I am
Sadly I am also bored as hell.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Leave a coathanger and one of those tiny £2 bottles of gin in her draw.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)

What's the most impressive/your favourite tourist attraction you've ever seen in the UK?
Alt: What is the shittest? I've never been, but Madame Tussauds looks epically shit and costs a fucking fortune.

I think the British Museum is hard to beat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Madame Tussauds is shit, as is the London Eye
I like Alton Towers, science museum, the tate modern and that place with all the war planes and shit.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Warick Castle was good when I last went.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

It's a top-notch castle but the way it's run seems a little cheesy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

It's been years, just remember that I enjoyed it.
Another worst: The Whisky experience near Edinburgh castle. So shit I spent about half the time nearly crying with laughter at how shit it was, which made it worth the money.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

This is the kind of replies I was hoping for.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

The Edinburgh dungeon is shite too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Chepstow Castle is pretty fucking good, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Dunstanburgh Castle near Amble was good
I bought the kids foam swords. This turned out to be NOT A GOOD IDEA
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Has it got to be the UK?
I went to the shittest wax museum ever in Barcelona, but I would advise everybody to visit it. I almost died laughing. Bill Clinton was exactly Jimmy Durante, for example. And the Fairytale section was a fucking terrifying experience.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

It has, yes.
I don't give a fuck about sunrises over the Taj Ma-fucking-hal or what have you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Alright, Lake fucking Vyrnwy
My dad took us there. The Dambusters was filmed there and it's where Liverpool gets its water supply.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

So everyone should go there and piss in it?
When you finally move up to scotchland, you should go on a day out to The Whisky experience, it's honestly the shittest thing you've ever seen.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Is that the Welsh village that was flooded for you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Yes.
It was a whole valley.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)

The Northwich Salt Museum.
Seriously, devoted to salt and salt like issues.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Best or worst, is that?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I leave it to your imagination mate.
How interested are you in salt?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

i've been to the pencil museum in the lakes
that's...... quiet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Quite a lot if I'm honest.
Enough to have bought this: www.amazon.com/Salt-World-History-Mark-Kurlansky/dp/0142001619
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

It's shut now anyway.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Curses!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I've driven past that loads of times!
Never quite been tempted though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

York Minster. Salisbury Cathedral.
Walking the wall in York.

National Railway Museum.

All great.

Tower of London - gash.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

It's just York, York, York with you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Great place.
I lived there when a was a nipper.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I did 6 months contracting there
it was mostly flooded at the time. Still very nice though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

York is fucking cool
My favourite place for a daytime wander/pint-a-thon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Shell Grotto
in Margate is both shit and impressive at the same time, like a pikey version of the catacombs of Paris
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

I've not been back to Stonhenge since you can walk amongst the stones again.
Am v keen to do that asap. Last time I went was in the 80s, to see how close we could get on Midsummer's eve, without getting turned back by the police. It was a like an annual sporting event in the grubby cunt community.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I get free entry on completion of the marathon.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)

They are called Snickers now.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Really?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Yep. That's the only reason I'm running 26.2 miles, so I get free entry.
I don't know if it would be easier to just pay the entry fee, since it costs £25 to register for the marathon. But I reckon I'll drink that much lucozade so I'll break even.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I entered a Marathon the other day.
I got peanuts all over my dick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

HAHAHAHA!
You are LITERALLY the first person I have ever seen make a joke based on the fact that the old name for a snickers is the same as that of a long distance running event.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)

eyethangyou

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Have you considered a career in stand up?
Monty will be impressed with your act, he can't stand up without his helper these days due to him being such a senile old bellend.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)

He is a bellend.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

He's so senile, every time he orders his food at Needoo
he thinks it's all for him. And the waiters have to help spoon it into his mouth because he can't use cutlery anymore.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

*snickers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I've driven past it once on the way to Blandford Forum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Cool story bro

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

It looked OK, does that help?
I was being talked dirty to via mobile phone by my ex-girlfriend and had a stonk on so hard that it nearly steered the car itself
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I was waiting for the next powerful instalment :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I'm off to Newgrange in a couple of weeks, ent been there since skweel

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

That's on my 'must see' list - as is the stuff in the Orkneys.
Some incredible things being uncovered up by the Ring of Brodgar at the moment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

To bind them all?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Def worth a gawp, leave till after April though as they don't open up some of the Brú na Bóinne complex till then
The Burren should be included, and there's plenty on the Ventry peninsula
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Gotcha.
If I actually get it together I shall be asking you again, I fear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

No problemo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Alt: A number of years ago, the ex and I went to a teddy bear museum.
She was into the Steiff ones at the time. Anyway, the museum turned out to be a creepy old woman's front room, stuffed to the fucking gills with ratty old bears and the tour consisted of her telling us how Clive, the dark brown moth-eaten old cunt at the back, had been put there because he'd got into the biscuit tin again.

Completely barking fucking mad, she was.

And so was the owner of the museum LOL
( Kroney, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I had a similar experience
at Gnome World on the A303.

It's not as exciting as it sounds, just hundreds of gnomes in a caravan site.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Haha!
I really hope this is a real place
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

www.gnome-world.co.uk

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Oh my.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

FREE ENTRY!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Gnome-world bash 2012
ESSENTIAL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I've booked already
Me and Quents are helicoptering in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

It's in Cornwall so it's a fair shlep.
Summer camping bash in Cornwall?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Hence the helicopter
My space shuttle is in for repairs that week
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I intend to spend three whole weeks at Gnome World

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Fuck that, man!
Sell your flat and buy a fixed berth there. Money woes solved and GNOMES!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

It seems too good to be true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)

They have traditional scrumpy.
Gnomes, caravans and scrumpy. Sounding better.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Shit is ON, Pooks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Camping is cheap.
I've got a tent that sleeps 8.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I am a compulsive and rather vocal onanist.
I think my own tent might be best.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I'm OK with that if you are.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)

More than that - I'm extremely proud of my behaviour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I bet she was into steiff ones, the dirty bitch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

And anal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I suppose her curling out one onto his coffee table doesn't count?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

After she'd eaten 2 kilos of peanuts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Suddenly the peanut brittle they were making on TV last night doesn't appeal as much

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Nothing brittle about that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

*bokes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Your mum
Alt; Also your mum.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Fucking Hell 38 Degrees really are a bunch of pretensious cunts aren't they.
"Dear Superfly with a badger gonna GIT your al sucka!!!!,

Have you seen the news today? Stephen Hester, chief of the Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS), has been awarded a bonus worth £1 million. [1]

We’ve already had to bail RBS out to the tune of billions of pounds. Since then, it's failed to meet small business lending targets set by the government. [2] Now, we’re expected to cough up £1 million to reward the chief executive for good work.

Politicians have failed to stop RBS awarding this bonus to Stephen Hester. Today, lots of them are speaking out, asking him to refuse to accept the money. [3] If we all add our names to a huge petition telling Stephen Hester to refuse his bonus, we can shame him into doing the right thing."

I've now unsubscribed.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I have no idea who 38 degrees are.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

The 3's extended family and friends

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

The best thing about them is
THERE'S 38 OF THEM!!!11!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!11111
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

a leftwing pressure group who appear to comprise a bunch of prentious cunts
who invite as much scorn as the idiots on the Daily Mail website.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Against which you subscribed to?
The prosecution rests.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I signed their petition against the NHS reforms, but then they kept asking me for money and to sign other wanky petitions.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Oh god yes, not a week goes by where they're not begging about something I dont' give the slightest shit about

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)

wtf does FFOOW mean anyway?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

FreeFair Only One Wank?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Friday Fuck-Off O'clock Win
Are you some sort of acronym div?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)

yes
they are neither cool or clever.

unlike me, of course.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:35, Reply)

un
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

^ Sportscow being cool and clever

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I bet the flodge just falls at his feet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Hahahahha
The fucking what?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Awwww, have you forgotten how to read again?
Don't worry Monty, lusty will be along soon to change your adult nappy.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Flodge, you know, minge.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Ahhhh - 'crotchpiece'.
Got it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)

GRRrRRR
I am a grumpy cloud. Gas place not answering my call, I don't know if that's an engaged noise or a 'we're closed, now fuck off' noise. I need some fucking gas to make my house warm. Also, why the fuck has my house phone stopped working? Also my knee hurts because I've had to walk funny all day because my shoe is broken and I don't have any other shoes.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Time to practice you wilderness survival skills.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)

worst thing is I took the pigs over yesterday
and now there's no heating for them - I don't think guinea pigs come with wilderness skills.

How's you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Not bad, nothing interesting
Off home now, have a good weekend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:54, Reply)

I imagine the Nombie Apocalypse is here
and you're going to have to LARP yourself to safety.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Jesting aside I always have one of those electric blow heater things in case of gas-related emergency.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)

that would be useful information if you lived in south wales
I'd raid your house. As it is you live in an urban hellhole. So, thanks for basically telling me that your house is warmer than mine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:50, Reply)

*arms self with sword, shield, crossbow and terrible over-acting skills*
OK, I'm ready
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:49, Reply)

The Hunterian Museum looks good
www.rcseng.ac.uk/museums/

If only because they have the Bishop of Durham's rectum.

www.guardian.co.uk/education/2010/apr/27/improbable-research-bishop-durham
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:37, Reply)

I went last year, and it really is great
If a bit creepy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)