Carry your keys in the pockets for four years.
And/or cut it with one of those vicious little bastard Stanley knife-type jobbies used for cutting pallet wrap that have a hook instead of a blade.

Since they're the number one cause of gashed thumbs and fingers in warehouses all over Europe, they can't be any good for fabric.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I need them for next week...
..... Gok tells me bleach, cold wash, sandpaper and wire brush. Trip to the amusingly named S&M hardware store tomorrow it is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Worryingly.
I have the same advice as Gok.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

There is a distinct resemblance

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Both successful and women have no problem getting their kit off in front of?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Both wear glasses

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)