To gym, or not to gym.
That is the question.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:12, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

People who go to gyms will die alone and unloved and their bodies will be liquid before anybody bothers to look.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Right. I'm gonna go to the gym 'cos that sounds fun.
But not for a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

What do you do at the gym jeff?
I once got myself into going to the swimming pool, about 3 years ago. I bought a water-proof MP3 player, a fluffy towel, bag to keep my stuff in, energy drinks and bars, spent weeks getting the playlist right, had the silly hat thing, was proper into it. But then after a couple of months I got the chronic emotional ache WoeIsMetis and didn't go back.

No, that's not right, I went there like every 3-4 days, but every time I went they forgot to put the heating on the pool or there was f'cking twats just lounging around by the edge of the pool, when the pool was too small, so I couldn't swim. After a month of this I gave up, they didn't limit the numbers even though the pool was tiny.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I either have a swim or do gym stuff.
I'm planning on about 10 minutes of rowing, 10 minutes of cycling and 15 minutes on a cross-trainer, I'll then do a circuit on the weight equipment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)

What about the whole shower-room situation?
I don't like people without medical degrees to see my willy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)

We might have uncovered a clue to your ongoing virginity situation.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)

But they might not be able to weld it properly if they aren't medically trained.
You know that guy from the other day with the needle, I have a fucking huge bruise on my arm now, it's like 3 times the size of a 50p coin. Could you imagine if I let him have a go on my penis?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

You've been thinking about letting him loose on your penis a lot, haven't you?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)

For a moment there I thought you were trolling me via the telly, as the selected program when I pressed the guide button on my freeview thinggy was "Free willy".
That would have been some EPIC trolling.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I phoned JMG.
He controls telly.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)

DAyum man.
Here, you're a domesticated fella, what do you reckon of this. I came into my kitchen today at about 3ish to find the oven was, maybe I had left it on all night, maybe, donno, I'm normally very careful, but I made sure to turn it off, maybe my mistake.

BUT, but, I just went into the kitchen just now, and the oven was on again. It's a really old one that came with the joint, and I'm replacing it this month, but I don't want to burn down my flat or run up a huuuge bill. i've just found the switch to turn it off via the mains, so I guess I'll have to do that, it was the oven that was on rather than the hobs, is that OK todo or is it gonna leek gas and murder me?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

It's unlikely to gas you ... natural gas isn't particularly toxic and unless it's belting out then it's unlikely to build up enough to EXPLODE AND KILL YOUR FUCKING FACE RIGHT THE FUCK OFF HAHAHAHAHA BURNS ARE WELL PAINFUL
So ... yeah.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:40, Reply)

That sounded to me like "No, you're wrong, you won't die one way with the gas, you'll die another way with the gas" when I didn't say how the gas was gonna kill me, just that it would.
No need to get all "I AM CLEVER THAN YOU" on here, it's a given.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)

I was trying to be sensitive
you terrible holocaust denier.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)

To be honest
I reckon it's more likely that you're just a daft twat who leaves the oven on than any problem with the appliance itself. No offence or owt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Nah', 'cus I was double-careful to turn it off at 3ish, 'cus it shouldn't have been on in the first place.
I'm not going to go to the oven, think "HOLY SHIT, THIS OVEN HAS BEEN ON ALL NIGHT" and then go away leaving it turned on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:51, Reply)

Ovens tend not to turn themselves on randomly, in my experience
Are you telling us that your oven is emmitting gas all by itself, or that it's actually burning?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:49, Reply)

The oven bit was hot.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:51, Reply)

The showers are individual cubicals

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Gay.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I just use the facilitiy
I didn't design it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:34, Reply)

You're talking about a man's rectum, aren't you?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)

No. Your mum.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)

There's nowt individual about her cubicle.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)