June (the 10th, just so you know how long you have to save up to buy me a gift).
I will be 39 this year. FUCK. How did I get so old? I am not fussed about gifts. Some Amazon vouchers and a decent meal are sufficient to make me happy.

Alt: I do not remember. I remember very little about before I was 14 years old.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

that's the same day as my brother.
you're birthday twins.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:27, Reply)

We also share it with Prince Phillip and Liz Hurley.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:29, Reply)

you poor bastards.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:31, Reply)

Yep.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:32, Reply)

How do you think
Phil and Liz feel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)

they should feel just as bad to share a birthday with my brother.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:43, Reply)

I fail to see how having the same birthday as somebody can have an effect on your well being
positive or negative.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:44, Reply)

the associated shame/pride.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Do you believe in horoscopes too?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

nah.
I think the fact I ran with Jeff's joke has been lost on you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I don't get it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Battered: Has repressed memories, must seek counselling.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:28, Reply)

Ha ha. Nah just a shit memory.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:30, Reply)

getttin old and all that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Unfortunately. That and alcohol damage to my brain cells.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:34, Reply)

You drink to forget the abuse?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Too ugly to be molested :'(
No wonder battered drinks.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Have we met?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:39, Reply)

I know your type.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Damn right. You should all buy me vast quantities of booze to help.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:39, Reply)