What's shit?
I forgot my fucking headphones and had to listen to every inane conversation and self centred whine from all the brain dead, bleached blond Essex receptionists heading off to be treated as eye candy and tea ladies by the city boy wankers they idolise and giggle about ALL. THE. FUCKING. WAY. TO. LONDON.

No wonder people mock Essex girls. My ears hurt.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 8:57, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What are you complaining about?
It's the only whine you're allowed these days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I'm not sure that this thread is strong enough to survive a pun like that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:08, Reply)

ha.
That was defintely just a one 'ha' joke. I'll let you have the follow up 'hahahahah' in return for a better one at some point.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Mrs Cow nicked my headphones last night then had the front to complain when I asked for them back this morning
Shoddy work, Mrs Cow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

OI. Less of the "city boy wankers".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I think you mean 'fewer of the city boy wankers'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:18, Reply)

I know what I mean.
And so does scarpe.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Can't think why people think they are wankers...
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1515246
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Ironically.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Oh that there were less of them, oh that there were.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1516149
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)