In which case do fuck all work and instead spend your time looking for something new, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Also:
Steal anything not nailed down today, then bring in a crowbar for the rest tomorrow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:41, Reply)

I thought you were a Mackem, not a Scouser?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:43, Reply)

You could make sure all your lovely complicated scripts have been emailed off somewhere safe
along with useful guides, etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Whilst the sage words of the athletic bovine
are sage indeed, I'm contractually obliged to point out that just doing your job, being polite, and accepting they wouldn't be making people redundant if they didn't have to, is probably the best way of getting a cracking reference and therefore another job.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)

then once you have a reference, shit in the water cooler. and the kettle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Always in the butter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Or steal more quietly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:46, Reply)