Lusty is doing it.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:28, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Lusty is issuing me with a twenty pound fine?
That seems a little unfair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)

See below.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:35, Reply)

She has in fact done it.
Which leaves Monty as the last person to decide what he wants.

Oh Monty.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:35, Reply)

She's supposed to tell you mine,
Oh Al.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Dont you "oh al" me
it's not my fault you can't keep your woman in check.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Are you suggesting I administer some JUSTICE to my dear missus?
Are you fucking mad? She'd have my arms off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)

All that aside, what did you choose?
I reckon you went with Pulled Pork Quesadilla and Baby Back Ribs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Chicken, rib & pork combo.
don't wan't nutt'n else.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Okay. If it's a money thing I'll happily sub your starter, I think it's probably a fixed price anyway.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Hold up here, you might be able to work me a BBQ covered blowjob out of this, or at least a snog.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I reckon I'll just order him some chicken wings and we'll split them between us, yeah?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)

does this mean you'll both get to top and tail his girlfriend?
its only fair
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Sounds good,
Have I shown you that trick that I incest on telling everyone when I have chickenwings in company of other people? Where I get pull out one of the bones so I can have all the meat in one go?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)

HOLY SHIT, talk about a coincidence.
Lifehacker has just come up with an ever better methord.
lifehacker.com/5880851/eat-a-chicken-wing-with-one-hand
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

I'm soooo getting chicken wings for dinner tonight

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)