I dun went and killed a thread lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:16, 30 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

In better news I've found my asthma inhaler.
I was close to dying.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Phew!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Yet you have done nothing all day bar smoke cigarilloes...?

(berk, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Kids, eh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)

No, I said up until a couple hours ago I'd only had three.
But then I started to panic about something and lost the plot for a short period of time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:00, Reply)

If you were a girl you would be so high maintenance.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:03, Reply)

I'm high maintenance now.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:13, Reply)

What happened with the scatty bird?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Genuinely don't know any more/try not to think about it because I'll lose my mind.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:18, Reply)

I'll shut up then!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:20, Reply)

She keeps covering herself in shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)

and chirping

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)

She's into scat?
Best get yourself a glass coffee table Mr Eastenders.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I'd happily accept her being into scat activities.
If as well as that she was also into me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)

She'd save a fortune on shit tickets if you licked her ring clean.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

and I failed to paint a wall
since I've been on the phone too long and my tea went cold
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Well make another cup.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:05, Reply)

I have done now
I spent the whole time on the phone thinking how delicious that cup would have been.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)

I'll bet the replacement tea isn't half as good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:17, Reply)

its actually not bad
if only that wall were painted, though.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)

How much have you done so far?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)

i did 3 and a bit walls at the weekend
and I need to do a second coat. Problem is that work and other things keep getting in the way. If nothing else, I'll just spend saturday on it and finish in one go.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I need a plasterer before I can paint my walls.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)

You wish you had a face like a plasterers radio.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Evening
I done made a Chicken Jalfrezi. It was lully but I am thinking 2 x Microwave Chicken Jalfrezi with Pilau Rice For One would have been not much dearer, would have taken minutes instead of an hour, and wouldn't have involved a shitload of washing up.

But wouldn't have been as good. Also technically I did enough for 3 but I divided it into 2 portions for I am a greedy bastard.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Evening Lighty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Evening Jeffington
Have you seen HATD has organised a Bristol Bash a month before yours? Has she punched you on the arm and run away yet?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I hadn't seen no.
but Bristol is such a party town there is room for bashes a plenty!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

I hear she goes like a train
I just said it out loud, that count's as hearing it, right?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Yeah!
I don't know HATD, but I understand them to be a friend of Amberl's. So they must be sound.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)