3) BT.
BT want to charge us £220 to come and move a master phone socket from one bit of our office to another. And that is a charge per line, so to move the two lines will cost us £440 even though they are right next to us and will take less than 5 minutes to move.

I wish I could charge my time at such an absurd rate.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:54, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Become a stripper.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:58, Reply)

My principles won't let me dance on a pole Chompy.
You know how I feel about poles.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Coming over here, undercutting our tradesmen.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Using our tradesmans entrances. Willy nilly.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:05, Reply)

but mostly willy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:21, Reply)