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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:17,
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Sorry, I said 'boxing' I meant 'eating'.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:17,
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:18,
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Evenin'Latest at 7pm from the HH on behalf of them; "please give Battered our apologies that we haven't come back with a formal offer. We are 99% there, but we need to go back to one more person to confirm the day rate".
So sounding positive, but I am not getting my hopes up - things can still fuck up.
In the meantime I have been fitting a new bathroom suite for a friend.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:32,
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Sounds like a done deal mate.If they have a budget for the role, then it sounds very much like they just need to work out what that is.
Are you hoping to go in as a Ltd, or through an umbrella?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:33,
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Umbrella this time I think. We're within 5% on the day rate and I am not pushing it for the initial six months.
Not used an umbrella before. Any company you'd recommend?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:37,
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Depends how long you think you'll be there.The charges can vary. It would be worth asking the HH who they'd recommend, as they'll have people they've got a good relationship with.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:39,
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It's for 6 months on paper, however the HH has placed 6 other people there (in other functions) over the last year and apparently each contract has been extended.Really nice people too.
EDIT: Seems from what I have research online that the costs vary massively. Given the DR (which I'll gaz rather than mention) I could get stung if not careful.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:41,
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More money to be made if you go in as a Ltd.You can pay yourself £620 a month and take a quarterly dividend. Umbrella wise, do some research, as depending on how you are able to rape the expenses, you can save a lot of tax.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:42,
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Done Ltd before. A lot of hassle re IR35. A lot of the umbrellas seem to claim they can help get around this.Need to see a formal offer first!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:45,
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Surely IR35 only counts if you're a sole trader?If you make yourself an employee, it doesn't touch you.
I remember mr b3th being worried when it came in, but he's never been affected by it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:47,
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Apparently not. HMRC are having a big crackdown, particularly on sole director Ltd's turning over less than X with no employees and no more than single revenue source.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:49,
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You'll have to employ battered jr as a consultant.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:50,
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For teething and gurgling services to the business.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:53,
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Customer relationsI mean, who could ever shout at her cute little dribbly face?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:55,
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An excellent point* Google's employment tax benefits for consultants under 6 months old *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:59,
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Yes?what about Google's employment tax benefits for consultants under 6 months old?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:01,
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I would love to work for Google. I worked for Amazon a long time ago and several of my former colleagues have gone to Google and really enjoy working for them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:03,
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