Greetings.
Learning that I could go 'right through' without going to bed, and then go into work without anyone noticing, was not a good thing.

I've done it fucking loads of times since. Not proud of this, and just thinking about it makes me feel a little ill.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You did it last night, that's why you feel ill.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)

That'll be it. I'm so silly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Silly Monty.
You took so many drugs you forgot you had taken any drugs.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

My kid made up a song on the spot last night called 'Burger Man'.
It's the most insane thing I've ever heard. Given my record collection that is quite a claim.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Are you sure she wasn't just covering ZZ Top's "Burger Man" and you just hadn't heard the original?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I don't know that one, but I am now singing Burger Man to the tune of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_OHry9Nf0Y
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I ws expecting that to be 'Painter Man' by the utterly superb Creation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

And now it is
*violin-bows guitar*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:53, Reply)

What. A. Band.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)

www.dailymotion.com/video/x22wgi_zztop-burger-man_music
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Quite sure.
Unless the 'Top's lyrics included a line about how he's actually a whoopee cushion and when you sit on him he goes *fart noise*, followed by demented screaming?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

If only you had some sort of amazing camera with you at all times that would let you record such outbursts for posterity.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I did film it and may force you to endure it next week.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)

WAHEY!
I for one cannot wait to see this.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Is this your daughter?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=26kOyGjEez8
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)

I've no sound at work.
My ex showed me some hilarious footage she took without our kid noticing, of her miming along at her keyboard to 'Superfly' by Curtis Mayfield. A very heartfelt and convincing performance, with much emoting and a good mic stance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Hahaha!
Must be in the genes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:08, Reply)

She's starting a performance arts course next month.
It's at Pineapple Dance Studios - if that chutney Spence goes anywhere near her I'll fucking knack 'im.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

That child's musical education is safe in your hands
You must be so proud.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Actually I really am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:12, Reply)

You own a pink guitar?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)

It's hers, I bought it for her in the summer.
It plays really quite well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Good plan.
I hope she keeps it up. Women who play guitar are hot. As long they play electric guitar and don't warble over an acoustic.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

That picture turns you on?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Indeed.
The female guitarist from Jap rockers Boris in incredibly hot. INCREDIBLY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I saw them at ATP in 2010
They were fantastic.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Their show at Cargo was one of the best gigs I have ever attended.
Most, most impressive.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)