Simply show her this thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

one piece of proper advice that i should take but that terrifies me
and everything else on a certain theme.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:27, Reply)

I have had this with friends.
They want to live in the middle of nowhere but can't get to work.

Tell her you are sorry but you want some space. Or to move to London.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)

nah, she actually lives in zone 2 but way out east
and the job is way out west!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

What kind of fucking twat lives out East?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

she lives very near mont- oh
i see what you did there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

She can't travel across London? How fucking precious is that?
Bollocks to her. Move or get another job!!!!!! FFS, what's wrong with people?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

everything stunned, everything

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)

It's enough to give me pub rage. Is it drinky time yet?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Somewhere in the British Empire it is after midday stunned

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)

She lives out East?
And has a job out West?

If only there were a tube line or two that ran that direction. joining the districts together, or running across Central London. Then she wouldn't have a problem.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)

i think the tube is everything that is the case
to misquote wittgenstein
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)

here to help
look how good we were with the gay-ex
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)

ah yes
hours of calming sweet solace
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)