Watchmen is shit.
Shit book. Shit film. Shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)

OK. It's not completely shit.
It's just not very good.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Fair enough, to each their own, I suppose
One of my friends turned it off, because he was bored, and it was 'too long'. I pointed out he liked Titanic, told him he was a fool, remembered he liked Titanic, laughed in his face.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)

It wasn't the length.
It was the incredibly lazy writing, poor characterisation and cringeworthy self-conscious smugness. It seemed to genuinely believe that it was a clever film.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I can see that, and understand why you'd feel that way
I just really enjoyed it
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Will you stop being agreeable on the internet.
You'll ruin EVERYTHING.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Fuck you!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Yes!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Comics are bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Have you seen the film?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)

No, but it's at my ex's so I might this evening.
It must be better than 'Alexander - The Director's Cut' which I watched last night. Who knew ancient Macedonian sounded so like Oirish?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Fucking hell, that film is awful
Nearly as bad as 'Kingdom Of Heaven'

I thoroughly enjoyed 'Watchmen', but I did find it to drag a little in parts.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I found it a bit boring TBH
Bloke turns blue, flies to moon, end
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)

That's 'Trainspotting', Sporto.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Oh yeah
"Watch cant threw thas?"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Worst pakistani accent EVER.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)

It has the nastiest, and some of the best fight scenes I've seen in any Hollywood film

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)

The Directors Cut of
Kingdom of Heaven changes it into a different film. It's well worth the time, even if you saw the original in the cinema and hated it (like me).
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I shall take your word for it
Fuck me, the original is dire though
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:01, Reply)