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There is a gay couple on Jeremy Kyle who just found out they're seporated-at-birth step brothers.lol.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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Eh?Seporated at birth? What, step brothers who are twins?
Elaborate. Now.
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thealternativefact, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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Two blokes, started dating and fucking and all that.And then something happened, maybe they saw some family photos or something, and they got on Jeremy Kyle for a DNA test, and it turns out they're step-brothers. Same Dad I think.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:41,
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thats half brothersstep is if there not related at all
OMG YOU IDIOT
EDIt oh shit i thought you were superfly, sorry no offence other person DAMMIT
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I'm not gonna lie to you Quintin, I think you're right here.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:43,
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It's all good in the hood dude.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:45,
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This is some awful anti-semitic slur, isn't it?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:48,
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Oh, that's OK then, they can continue fucking.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:45,
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I don't really see the problem with it, gonz.They weren't raised together and there's no issue of close-relation breeding.
If the dad wants to join in then it gets a bit bow chicka bow bow but other than that it's a non issue.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:47,
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I would love to see some republican american head spin when you get him to admit that homosexuality agmonst half-brothers/sisters isn't any worst than homosexuality fall-stop.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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Full Stop or Fall Stop?What one is it?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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You don't know the half of it mate, about 30 inches in total.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:53,
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I only have an IRL name, so Gonz will just have to work it out. (
thealternativefact, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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Oh yeh! I forgot she does have a not IRL name thanks to you!(
thealternativefact, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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=DHow about I get my cooking-on for us next month? I'm gonna have a word with the bloke from Wicks on sunday, see if we can sort myself out a new kitchen.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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Yeh, get your new kitchen and then I'll come up to visit. Soon June will be here, and then I will be too far away.
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thealternativefact, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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i'd totally fuck my brother thohe's a damn good looking badass and when i was growing up he hardly gave me any chinese burns
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Why were you trying to be mean to me?Honestly, I've stuck for you from day one, and this is how you repay me?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:46,
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Yay, I love a good sTory pun.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:48,
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I'm imagining the scene in Green Mile when the big black fella is crying going "Dey only hurt the ones they love".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:47,
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I heard they liked fucking with the DWP.... Double Willy Penitration.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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I find it weird that sometimes both guys put their willies in the same holebecause although you are shagging a bird, you're also rubbing your willy on another guys willy, which you wouldn't do normally would you?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:00,
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Me too, I think I would have trouble.I wonder if ever when you got one in the willy and one in the bum, and they're really big, like black people, if they can ever feel eachother inside.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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Sometimes they go all the way through and meet in the gob.It's true.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:11,
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