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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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While I do not always enjoy the work of Mr. flake, I find people complaining about him infinitely more tedious.
Evening folks, I't have in a rare moment of relaxed happiness, call me a cunt why don't you?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
CUNT!
I've got your C.V open at the moment, I've got some suggestions on how you might want to possibly change it, but I'll get all of that together this week and ping it back over to you.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Excellent, cheers Jeff, all input greatly recieved.
I owe you many pints
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:50, Reply)
The biggest observation I've got - and it might be something to consider now.
Is that your achievements appear to be quite a small part of your C.V, and the rest of it is largely a job-spec. Not what you've done, just what the job was advertised as.

But I'll send you proper feedback in the week.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:52, Reply)
I have a winning CV.
And Jeff had no input on it.

Make of that what you will.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:52, Reply)
hahahaha
Liar.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Srsly, the one I used to get my current job had no input from anyone on B3ta.
Surprisingly, the non- internet shutins version won through.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Well I'm glad our little conversation were of no use.
*cries*
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:55, Reply)
The Aviva one with the presentation went horribly wrong.

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I wasn't presenting.

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:57, Reply)
I know.
I appreciate your help.

The kindness of strangers and all that.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:58, Reply)
I'm pullin' your leg innit.
You were good to go long before hand!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Good point.
It's the area I'm worst at putting on paper, but I'll have a think and try to channel my ego.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Like I say, I'll mail you in the week with proper comments.
Don't be thinking your C.V is shit though, it isn't.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:04, Reply)
I think it's OK
I've worked it over many times over the years and more than one professional has had input, so I'm confident it's not massively crap, most of it was good enough to let me get my current job. That said I'll take any edge I can get and the one thing you've said so far is a very good point, so thanks for that, I'm sure anything else you have will be just as good.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:15, Reply)
You need to listen to this man.
He occasionally knows what he's talking about.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:58, Reply)
:-(

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:58, Reply)
But don't leave him alone with your labradoodle.

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Or your Doctor Who boxset.
K9lolz
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This song is about you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5taFiXT5J90
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:02, Reply)
I wouldn't trust anybody with my Dr Who boxset.
Except possibly Kroney.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Who'd swap the DVDs with a frozen turd.
Doctor Who and the Turdis.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:05, Reply)
WHITE WEE WEE!

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:05, Reply)
you seem to be somewhat obsessed tonight

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:08, Reply)
Remember the gay daleks?

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Do you remember the indian daleks?

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:11, Reply)
No.

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)
I don't think they'd get away with it these days
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Spike Milligan lols

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Put. It. In. The. Curry.

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Classic

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:15, Reply)
You're that big a cunt, even Piers Morgan despises you.

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:49, Reply)
You, on the other hand, I gather he speaks most highly of.

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Piers and I attended the same prep school.
We had Latin together and played on the Fives team, what of it?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:04, Reply)
five-a-side homosexuality?

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:08, Reply)
Well, we did board.

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:10, Reply)
so did I
and it didn't turn me into a massive quender.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Correlation =/= causation.

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)

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