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I've just read the top story on last week's QOTWand it occurs to me that Pooflake could repost it on this week and win again.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:14,
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I thought somethingso I posted it. That's how it works, isn't it?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:37,
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it needs a questionotherwise we just don't know hwo to respond
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:42,
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Break out of your mental chains!Throw off the shackles of convention!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:52,
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On second thoughts you should play by the rules(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:00,
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As many as possible(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:04,
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The rule of thirdsThe ruler from WHSmiths
The rule of thumb
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:09,
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That's all well and goodbut why am I having to watch Ghana vs Tunisia when I should be watching snooker? Riddle me that yeah? P.S. All hail Xenu etc etc.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:20,
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He could (re)post any old drivel and win, as long as it was long enough or had enough line breaks to fill up the whole screen.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:49,
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I never read hisI think it's because they were so often long winded stories attached to a lame pun
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:01,
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yeahthey are over an done with quickly and don't require a long set up
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:04,
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Reckon you'll win again?And is the dog annoying people?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:14,
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I'm not driving to WsM to win a quiz and get barked at.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:19,
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painted the loungeput all the shelves back up, moved the rest of the crap from the old house, tidied up this house, had a nice coffee in Starbucks, read a bit, talked to my mates for ages in Morrisons, ate pizza
you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:08,
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i'm going to go back to the gym on Wednesday now things should be marginally less hectic
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:15,
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couple of weeks ago, I thinkI had a nice swim, but between being ill and busy I've not gone since
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:16,
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How often do you try and go when you're in 'gym' mode?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:18,
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2 or 3 timesone is usually swimming because I like it more
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:18,
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a week! I'm not that bad!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:21,
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hehWhat does your gym 'workout' usually consist of?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:22,
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10 minutes running15 minutes cycling
10 minutes rowing
10 minutes cross trainer
or 40 lengths and about 10 minutes hard work lazing about in the jacuzzi
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:24,
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I did 30 minutes cycling20 mins on the cross trainer and then a quick circuit of the weight machines.
My legs hurt.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:25,
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ouchi get bored if I go on any one thing for long and I'm never really sure about the weights.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:26,
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I don't do anything heavy.It isn't too bad as I can watch the football when I'm there.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:27,
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wait, that isn't clear at allI mean I try to go 2 or 3 times A WEEK. Going that many times a month would make it barely worth while
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:22,
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oh yeah, I also washed paint off of methere was a lot of it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:09,
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waa waa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:10,
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Are you trying to do the 'This is your life' theme?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:14,
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Are you going to get that application off this week?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:16,
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If you can send it electronically, yes.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:18,
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I was going to do it in word and email it to them, so I'll let you see it first.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:19,
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Pooflake's long winded arsebag prose wound me up so much this month that he's joined FreeFair on ignore.It's a dark day when I have to ignore posters just to enjoy this site. I've never hand anyone on ignore before until now.
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Newsagent run out of Fruitella again?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:33,
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No bad man sweet, innit.And no bad man grott.
I feel your pain, blud.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:37,
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The words "cult of personality" spring to mind.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:28,
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I don't really see how they apply here.Long winded stories about shitting yourself at work, or a recent beauty, catching your mate shagging his missus over a pool table, he then decides to bugger her, at which point the game is up and...
...they carry on. As any couple caught in the middle of anal, with a crowd of strangers watching them would.
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I meant the way it's met with total blind unwavering adulation with not a single dissenting voice to be heard.It's a hangover from the bad old days of QOTW (2008/2009).
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:35,
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Anyone that is incapable of identifying what bullshit smells like is a tossing wankhead.(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Totally won the quiz.In your face, people who didn't win the quiz!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:44,
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I'm getting increasingly convincedThat this 'quiz' is just one of those place mats you get at family-friendly restaurants where you've just got to find the route from one side of the page to the other.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:50,
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B3th and her Sunday night bukkake.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:56,
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I'll have you knowit's a very hard quiz. We beat four other teams tonight, and not one of them had fewer than five members.
pfft. I said 'members'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:56,
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And your team consists of how many?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:56,
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Me and Tony usually.But tonight we had my German stalker too.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:58,
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Who is Tony and who is the German?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:59,
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Oh. Oops.mr b3th in 'real name' shocker.
My German stalker is a lorry driver who found out I spoke German, and now tries to engage me in salacious conversation at every given opportunity.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:00,
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Why does a German lorry driver live in WsM?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:03,
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While I do not always enjoy the work of Mr. flake, I find people complaining about him infinitely more tedious.Evening folks, I't have in a rare moment of relaxed happiness, call me a cunt why don't you?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:45,
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CUNT!I've got your C.V open at the moment, I've got some suggestions on how you might want to possibly change it, but I'll get all of that together this week and ping it back over to you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:48,
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Excellent, cheers Jeff, all input greatly recieved.I owe you many pints
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:50,
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The biggest observation I've got - and it might be something to consider now.Is that your achievements appear to be quite a small part of your C.V, and the rest of it is largely a job-spec. Not what you've done, just what the job was advertised as.
But I'll send you proper feedback in the week.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:52,
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I have a winning CV.And Jeff had no input on it.
Make of that what you will.
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Srsly, the one I used to get my current job had no input from anyone on B3ta.Surprisingly, the non- internet shutins version won through.
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Well I'm glad our little conversation were of no use.*cries*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:55,
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I know.I appreciate your help.
The kindness of strangers and all that.
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I'm pullin' your leg innit.You were good to go long before hand!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:59,
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Good point.It's the area I'm worst at putting on paper, but I'll have a think and try to channel my ego.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:02,
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Like I say, I'll mail you in the week with proper comments.Don't be thinking your C.V is shit though, it isn't.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:04,
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I think it's OKI've worked it over many times over the years and more than one professional has had input, so I'm confident it's not massively crap, most of it was good enough to let me get my current job. That said I'll take any edge I can get and the one thing you've said so far is a very good point, so thanks for that, I'm sure anything else you have will be just as good.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:15,
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You need to listen to this man.He occasionally knows what he's talking about.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:58,
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I wouldn't trust anybody with my Dr Who boxset.Except possibly Kroney.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:02,
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Who'd swap the DVDs with a frozen turd.Doctor Who and the Turdis.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:05,
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Do you remember the indian daleks?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:11,
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I don't think they'd get away with it these dayswww.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:13,
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You, on the other hand, I gather he speaks most highly of.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:03,
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Piers and I attended the same prep school.We had Latin together and played on the Fives team, what of it?
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so did Iand it didn't turn me into a massive quender.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:12,
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Nice, also this:www.youtube.com/watch?v=yun1IlBnDmY&ob=av3e
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:26,
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Nice, not heard that before, vaguely reminds me of:www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBAbH_ZCzN0
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:31,
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Pick Me I'm Cleanwww.youtube.com/watch?v=0hBDgySZ1OY
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:30,
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DOes anyone else see the irony in Monty hating Zappa when he basically is zappa?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:32,
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I don't know.You're pretty familiar with me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:22,
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Hardly!Although saying that, I do have a copy of your C.V.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:23,
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Just for you PDwww.youtube.com/watch?v=eP4buaa4ouY
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:26,
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Right, I'm off to bed (tits)As Monty is not here to shoot me I shall leave you with one of my favourite covers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fregObNcHC8
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:37,
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